Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

#1

Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 11:27am

http://www.datemenatalie.com/

After Closer I considered it too. But this kid takes Paypal.

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#2

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 11:30am

The poor girl has been a sexualised object since she was 11. She must really hate Luc Besson.

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#3

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 11:30am

"Ya gotta have a gimmick!"

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#4

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 11:31am

is that supposed to be funny?

because i laughed. a whole lot.

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#5

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 1:13pm

Oh I figure he's really serious. Maybe some late night TV host will pick up on it and have him as a guest, with a suprise cameo by a very reserved Miss Portman.

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#6

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 1:16pm

Um, do the words "never gonna happen" mean anything to you?

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#7

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 1:18pm

But he is Jewish.

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#8

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 1:47pm

Ya. But Natalie doesn't strike me as the type to date someone 5 years her junior either..

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#9

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 2:12pm

Right. Thanks to Luc Besson, she's had years of that age gap being the other way around.

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#10

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 4:18pm

heeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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#11

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 4:21pm

Wasn't she dated Gael Garcia Bernal? Are they still together?

#12

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 4:23pm

interesting that someone would do something like this... very stalkerish to the max. the internet to a whole new level

~kangaroo

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#13

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 4:30pm

I guess the thought of writing her an actual letter escaped his mind.

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#14

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 4:35pm

My god, I'm not even this sad.

#15

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 5:15pm

My god, I'm not even this sad.

...yet

Although I hear you're starting datemekristindavis.com

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#16

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 5:21pm

I tried to start www.divorceyourhusbandanddatemekerrybutler.com but alas, the URL is just too long.

So instead, I'm thinking www.marrymegrove.net.

:)

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#17

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:32pm

Stupid kid...

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#18

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 5/31/05 at 6:44pm

Awww, I laughed, but he sounds sincere... (even if a bit looney!)

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#19

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 6/1/05 at 9:39am

Even if she wanted to do this for this kid, she couldn't. If she actually said yes, she'd get thousands of offers like this.

Plus, it's kind of like emotional blackmail. Like Natalie, if you're really the nice person I think you are, you'll grant me my completely rediculous request. And if not, well, then you're just a bitch.

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#20

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 6/1/05 at 9:46am

And it sets a trend for the other wackos... as indicated in my previous post.

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#21

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 6/1/05 at 9:51am

and thus another stalker is born....

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#22

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 6/1/05 at 10:33am

Me? or Him? Because I actually know where the line is drawn. This kid does not.

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#23

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 6/1/05 at 10:44am

She's dating a REALLY hot Israeli guy she met while she was here filming a movie. They're a really cute couple - he was with her at the Cannes Film festival and at the Oscars.

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#24

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 6/1/05 at 12:53pm

Wow, that was definitely my entertainment of the day!

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#25

re: Kid's website to get a date with Natalie Portman.

Posted: 6/1/05 at 1:19pm

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog needs to go to this guy's house.