Kids say the darnest things!

[BwayLeadman]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 2:11am

I just remembered this right now... hence the randomness....
Yesturday I asked my little niece (4yrs) what she wants to be when she grows up and she tells me in spanish:

I want to be Mrs. God.

I couldn't stop laughing.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 2:12am

What an unbelievable response. I hope you gave her a treat afterwards

[BwayLeadman]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 2:14am

I still cant stop laughing.... if you could have just heard her say it, with such innocence,

[Madame X2]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 2:17am

I love small children. My sister's 6 year old daughter just found out that cats always land on their feet, so she's been...experimenting with that fact by picking up the cat and dropping him over and over again to make sure that he does, in fact, land on all four feet. I can't wait to see what happens when she learns that toast always lands butter side down. What happens if one were to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat?

I need to start sleeping more, or else this random rambling will not cease.

[FosseBoi]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 2:51am

HAH! I LOVE reading this type of stuff bevause its ACTUALLY funny! Keep them comming!

[morebroadwayplease]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 9:27am

Yeah, this is funny.

[One Song Glory]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 9:34am

I remember saying something like that when I was four of five. Very funny.

[nmartin]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 10:14am

The Metropolitan Diary section of the Ny Times today has a great one. Parents were taking their young kid to Central Park for the first time. He fell asleep on the way and woke up when they went inside a store to wrap him up because it was colder outside than they thought. Upon waking up, he said, "This is Central Park?"

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 10:34am

She wants to be Bill Clinton?

That's hysterical!

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 10:42am

Wait... *I* want to be Mrs. God!

[Snaps]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 12:25pm

When I was three or four, my parents took me to a party for my mom's biological father, even though I had never met him. Being the regular social butterfly I was, I got to talking in one room, while my parents were somewhere else. After this man kept on talking to me, I found my mother and said, "Mommy, there's a strange man in there pretending to be my grandfather. He's scary," to which she expertly replied, "It's okay. He does it to everyone; he pretended to be my father, too."

I hear story this whenever the man's name comes up.

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 12:58pm

My sister-in-law is unreasonably short-tempered and strict with my 9 year old nephew and my 4 year old niece:

So my niece was showing me this book my brother had on Star Wars. She showed me a picture of Darth Vader and said "Look...Darth Zader" and started doing the breathing...

She says "Darth Zader is mean". I agree with her. She says "It's because he's a boy". My brother says "Riley, I'm a boy. Am I mean?" And she says "No, daddy...you not mean" Beat "Mommy Darth Zader".

I fell off my chair laughing.

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 1:15pm

LOL! Little kids do say the funniest things!

[stylinbohemian]

Posted: 6/27/05 at 4:19pm

Little Kids rock! cept when they end up throwing matchbox cars at your head that hurts..

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 6/5/06 at 8:42am

bumpity bump boo

My friend's 9 year old cousin asked her this:

"Since we live in the south [Florida], are we closer to hell than the people up north?"

**Ya know, since hell is supposedly down and heaven is supposedly up**

[jerseyboyslover]

Posted: 6/5/06 at 10:37am

One of my friends kids who is 3 asked her dad when they where leaving church what the differences was between hot and dam hot, it was so funny,

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 6/5/06 at 6:08pm

I was baby-sitting this adorable little 3 year old a week or two ago. We were watching The Lion King, and ya know, it's a sad movie, especially for little kids. When the movie was over, I looked over at him to see if he was crying like..um..I was, and he just had this really stone hard look on his face. Then he just RUNS upstairs as fast as little legs can take him, and I follow him and find him half buried underneath his bed, completely sobbing his eyes out. I kneeled down as asked him why he couldn't cry in front of me and he said, "Beause you're a lady! Little boys aren't supposed to cry infront of ladies!"


It was SO cute.

[Dre2387]

Posted: 6/5/06 at 6:23pm

awww!

my mom told me this story of when I was about 3 or 4 and her co-worker asked me what I wanted to be when i grew up and I said I wanted to work with movies. and she asked me, "oh, you want to act in them." and I said, "No I want to make them."

don't remember that but I know now (many years later) that I want to be a stage manager on broadway. sort of the same thing. haha.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 6/5/06 at 6:39pm

A friend of mine was pregnant for the fourth time. She really didn't want anyone to know yet and tried to explain that to her oldest girl who was about 4 then. I called there one day and the little girl answered the phone," Hi....Mommy is getting fat again!"

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/5/06 at 6:52pm

I remember being in a K-Mart once during the height of the Ninja Turtle fad. There were three kids playing in the lingerie section while their mom was in the fitting room - the boys were pretending to be Turtles and the girl jumped up out of no-where (from beneath one of the racks I think) and shouted at them "Kill the bunga dudes!". I don't know why - but I still giggle at the thought of the boys staring blankly at her in silent indignation.

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 6/5/06 at 7:01pm

Like your avatar?

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 6/5/06 at 11:05pm

My nephew decided that he was going to name his little brother Carl Reef on the way to the hospital to mee thim for the first time.

Akiva

[Becky2]

Posted: 6/6/06 at 10:40am

My aunt sometimes takes care of a little boy so his parents can go out, but one day she was away, so her husband was watching him. The boy, Nolan, said to him, "Whitey, who make mac and cheese when Connie gone?"
My uncle responds with, "I can make you some macaroni and cheese." So he does, and when it's finished he puts salt and pepper on it.
Nolan looks at the pepper, starts to pick it off and says, "Nolan don't like this. Nolan like FRESH mac and cheese!"