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Ladies - Defend yourselves!



Safety Precautions for Women

Abduction Precautions for Women

We can now add to the list of victims the retired 77 yr. old TCU professor from Ft Worth whose body was found last week in Oklahoma--and the 11 yr.old in Sarasota, FL. Because of these recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

After reading this, forward it to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1 .. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.

B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded, and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby crying outside their doors, when
they're home alone at night.
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And when they got out of the car, THE HOOK WAS STILL ON THE ROOF.
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Important information for ALL of us.

It never ceases to amaze me how disturbed some people are. You can't be too careful.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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It seems to me we have two choices in this world. Live in fear, stay in our homes, watch TV, the news on which reminds us to live in fear and to soothe our fear by buying the products they advertise, or keep our minds open for miracles and know that there are angels watching over us.

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Updated On: 3/18/05 at 08:56 AM

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Very important stuff redhot. Thank you! As a woman with VERY sharp elbows I do know how to use them (not to mention my knees as well!) Sorry guys but if it comes down to me or a mugger (or worse) THEY are going DOWN!!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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The baby's cry is coming from inside the house. Get Out!

That thread leaves out one important and very basic piece of advice, a well placed heel can get a woman out a bad situation.
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I know a woman who was robbed at gunpoint by what she THOUGHT was a baby. While walking through the park one day she saw an elderly woman pushing a pram. My friend was in such a good mood because she had the cutest niece and nephew that she just could not stop talking about. Anyway, she was jonesin' for a cute baby when the old lady asked her for her help. Thinking she would be a good citizen and perhaps get a glimps of the "baby" my friend obliged. WELL....it was NOT a baby, but a MIDGET! WITH A GUN!!! IN THE PRAM!!! Took all my friends money AND her tickets to Forbidden Broadway that she had JUST won in the lottery. Talk about a bad day! So the lesson to learn...DON'T LOOK IN THE PRAM!!! and by all means keep your show tickets in your underwear in case you get mugged.

PEACE.

Updated On: 3/18/05 at 09:32 AM

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Exactly. This whole fear-filled list replete with urban legend that asks people NOT to respond to a crying baby that may have been abandoned outside of her house is just so ridiculous. If, for example, "The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times"; exactly what are the odds that the crying baby outside of your house happens to be that serial killer (who does not even exist).

And if it is a real baby, and women ignore it, will the angels protect it?
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He went to jail in that, right? Let's hope the serial killer with the tape recording of the crying baby ends up there too. And PRONTO.
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I forgot to mention that my friend developed an unnatural fear of little people because of this incident, which is rather ironic considering her Petiteness. Now she can't even look in a mirror without frightening herself wet.
PEACE.
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That's a frightening story, Sueleen.

I know of a woman who experienced something very similar. However, instead of robbing her, the old lady and midget abducted her. She woke up the next day in a filthy motel room to find a sewn up incision on her lower back. They had taken one of her kidneys to sell on the black market.

Very scarey stuff.

Updated On: 3/18/05 at 09:54 AM

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Nina, was that the woman that was abducted with a net thrown over her? I heard about that.
PEACE.
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Yes, it was the same lady. My friend is friends with her. And when I heard that she had a kidney stolen, I thought, "Well, that's what she gets for signing up to be an organ donor."

Turns out though, that the people who stole the kidney (a deranged transplant nurse who had been pushed over the edge and some insane homosexual, if I recall correctly) gave her blood because of all that she lost during the operation. When the lady woke up and climbed out of the bathtub filled with ice, written in lipstick on the mirror was "Welcome to the world of AIDS." They knew it was an insane homosexual accomplice because the lipstick was MAC Candy Apple Sparkle.
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Sueleen, I think you're thinking of someone here who once had a net thrown over them on 42nd Street. In that case, it was her Ave Q tickets that were stolen to be sold in Times Square, not her kidney.
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I remember when getting a net thrown over you on 42nd Street was a sign of a Good Night Ahead!
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i think "throw the wallet/money" is really good advice, which i never would have thought to do.
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Now you are just making fun of a very serious subject. Shame on you.
PEACE.
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I can't believe

1) that the advice list did not remind women to check under their beds at night. Statistically, 9 out of 10 predators have been proven to be The Boogey Man, and although police think they may have a lead on him after he scared a woman half to death the other night, he is still at large, or that

2) it doesn't recommend that ladies hide a small pearl handled revolver beneath their pillows at night, as Nancy Reagan used to do.
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Come on, Sueleen. How can you atke that seriously? A crying baby to lure a woman out her door? Everyone knows a new pair of Manolo Blahniks are more effective than any crying baby.
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You're right, the ladies LOVE their shoes. Statistics prove that shoes are what make ladies most vulnerable to predators. One thing to watch out for is predators with mirrors on their penny loafers. Many predators wear these so that they can look up the dresses and skirts that ladies wear.
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I heard it works the other way, too. Robbers are attracted by pretty shoes. The nicer the shoe, the more likely you are to be attacked. That is why you see some really nicely dressed women all over down town wearing walking sneakers. They are the safest people of all.
PEACE.
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Shoes purchased at outlet malls in Connecticut are preferred. They are just better.
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"2) it doesn't recommend that ladies hide a small pearl handled revolver beneath their pillows at night, as Nancy Reagan used to do."

I NEVER sleep without my trusty revolver, Rembrandt2, at my side.

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