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#26

re: Ladies - Defend yourselves!

I just bought a Rembrandt2, I thought it was for whitening teeth. Jeez, Eddie, you just saved me from blowing my own head off.
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#28

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dammit, now i have to figure out all new evil schemes. damn you for posting my nefarious plots! i will have my revenge -

*at this point the villain (me) flings his cape over his head a la lovitz and screams "cheesy sound effect and fx q 3...GO" and promptly vanishes in a cloud of red smoke*
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#29

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We must hunt and detain this villianous Stage Manager...

Lights 4, Sound 3...Go.
Hamlet's father.
#30

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Now you are just making fun of a very serious subject. (It deserved repeating, Sueleen.)

Now don't forget, before the orange net is tossed whip out your official "press" credentials. That will keep them ruffians at bay.
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#31

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I agree that crime is a serious subject. There are ways for people to protect themselves and there are very real nut cases in the world who would do innocent people harm. Fortunately, the crying baby tape serial killer is not one of them. See the urban legend debunking link below. And realize that the way the news media works, there would NEVER be a serial killer luring women out of their house with the sounds of crying babies without EVERY news outlet playing it up to keep people in a maximum state of terror. This is not the sort of news that you would be hearing first in an email from somebody whose friend this happened to.

The problem with these fantasy scenarios is that it tells us more about the people who dream them up (and pass them on in emails) and how they REALLY see the world than it does about ways in which people can protect themselves.

I myself took a model mugging course when my work involved me being in not terribly well lit places very late at night. Let me tell you, I learned some very valuable tips about deescalation and escape. These are techniques a person learns through practice and can not just be passed on via text.
"Crying Baby"
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#32

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when my work involved me being in not terribly well lit places very late at night.

I thought that Bloomberg put streetlights in those alleys in the West Village...
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#33

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That's not my work! That's my night off!
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#34

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Thanks for the information... that is some really great suggestions. I'm also terrified now.
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