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#851

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:46pm

I've written a new song for my Doxy... this time a parody. enjoy all.

MAYBE (A reworked romantic delusion)
from the musical ANNIE

Music by Charles Strouse
Lyrics by Martin Charmin
New lyrics by Shawn Harrison

Maybe far a way...
or maybe real near by.
He may be sipping his coffee...
I may be straightening his tie.

Maybe in a room...
all lit up by the moon.
He's siting playing piano
I'm with him singing the tune.

Betcha he's nice.
Betcha he's smart.
Bet he collects things like music and art.
Betcha he's good...
why shouldn't he be?
I see his face...
I hear a symphony!!!

So maybe now it's time...
or maybe when I wake.
He'll be there calling me baby...
maybe...

Betcha I'll ask.
Betcha he knows.
Maybe he's cleared me a closet for clothes.
Maybe he's great.
A step above nine.
Don't really care -
as long as he's mine!

So maybe now it's time
and maybe when I dream.
He'll be there calling me baby...
maybe...

Betcha he's nice.
Betcha he's bold.
Bet he'll surround me
with him when it's cold.
Betcha he's great...
why shouldn't he be?
and just like Hugh Jackman -
he's Aussie!!!

So maybe now this prayer's
the last one of its kind.
Won't you please send for your baby...
maybe...

Updated On: 1/11/05 at 10:46 PM

#853

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 12:08am

*lip quivers*

WHY aren't there straight men just like you lined up outside my door??????
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#855

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 12:27am

You know, that ALWAYS comes back to bite me in the ass!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#858

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 12:58am

Why is that, babe?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#860

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:02am


haha. yeah matt was at wicked tonight, I knew he would be. hes such a dork. he came over by me during intermission and sat on my MOM's lap and then mine. oy.
#861

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:06am

That's awesome! I'm a little out of it, so I'm not sure who you're talking about, but still, awesome!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#863

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:12am

Ah, of course. Well, awesome! How does he know you personally?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#865

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:17am


well ah... i saw rocky horror an obscene number of times because sebastian bach was in it. one day during time warp, matt came to the back of the theater got on his knees and sang to me. i pushed his beautiful curls behind his ear and am now forever in love. i got to know him better at Hairspray. And yeah, I run his website and do other bit stuff for him.
#866

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:19am

That's frickin awesome! Wow...see, this is why theater is and will always be better than the movies. No star ever comes off the screen like that...except in "The Purple Rose of Cairo," but that's different.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#867

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:22am


my mother certainly had a good time tonight. i forget what she said to him exactly but it was something to the effect of not having a hot man on her lap in 20 yrs. shosh also always calls her momma and gives her a hug.
#868

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:28am

Well people love my momma too...


She's friends with someone that performed to a live audience of over 200 million people...
#869

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:29am

Well, MY momma was Stephen Spielberg's head chef for years!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#871

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:34am


:-P

matt also embarrassed me a little. when he first saw me when he walked in, he blew me a kiss in a very dramatic such-a-charmer kind of way. I was allll the way in the back of the theater and he was by the entrances. it felt like half the place saw. i wanted to sink into my chair.
#874

Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!

Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:56am

Well, I've got to be up early to take my little sis to school (my dad has a meeting) so I'm signing off. Love you all!

And don't talk to Doxy. He's a bitch.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.

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