Lael vs. FF: The battle for paradox_error!- Page 9

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:22pm

bwaysinger, you be good to my boy, or I'll take you down!

Yeah, don't mess with the Mud-wrestling warrior Jewish Princess! (To borrow epithets from both FF and P_E)

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:24pm

Undi - you are Grace! You win automatically

Now, since I'm his sister, what does that make US?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:25pm

Hag-in-laws.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:25pm

I don't THINK so!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:28pm

Undi, nobody will ever call either of us a HAG!

ck, I may have to re-think our partnership after that one...

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:30pm

oh you glamourous gay lovers you

[zoran912]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:30pm

I'm not liking this thread one bit.

Flowery, I thought I was your gay boyfriend.

In honor of you, a song:

Not a day goes by
Not a single day
But you're somewhere a part of my life
And it looks like you'll stay
As the days go by
I keep thinking when does it end
Where's the day I'll have started forgetting
But I just go on thinking and sweating
And cursing and crying
And turning and reaching
And waking and dying
And no, not a day goes by
Not a blessed day
But you're still somehow part of my life
And you won't go away
So there's hell to pay
And until I die
I'll die day after day after day
After day
After day after day after day
Til the days go by
Til the days go by
Til the days go by

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:31pm

Ooooo....

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:32pm

FF, are you calling Undi and I glamorous gay lovers?

You just made Bway's day...

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:34pm

I wish I read this thread earlier -- it's a hoot!

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:38pm

I thought that "glamourous gay-lovers" was a fine alternative to "fag hags"



Oh Zoran! You make me melt!
I choose you!

Zoran is my gay boyfriend!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:39pm

I am, in a rare moment, truly laughing out loud from a thread.
I just want to see you beat some poor helpless girl up, Undi. You know that's right!
Rip her weave out!

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:39pm

FloweryFriend, how COULD you??? Deserting your gay boyfriend is one of the most heinous crimes a hag can commit, let ALONE leaving him to pursue someone else's!!

I forgive you because I love you, but you're going to have to make it up to your boy zoran somehow...

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:44pm

article two subparagraph five in the fafhag hand book says that most likely, he'll leave you if he finds some hot guy so don't be afraid to lose him if the opportunity works in your favor...

[zoran912]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:50pm

Flowery was mine before this, this...PARADOX ever arrived on the scene!

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:52pm

FF, it seems you and I are the new source of amusement here on bww. Well done for starting the smackdown thread!

Do you think other quarreling hags will bring their fights here, or start their own threads?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:55pm

lol. I like you guys. I hardly know some of you, but I like you. You've brought me closer to my own girl and added a sister and other possible family members as well! PLus you put me in close proximity to one too many under-20 boys. :)

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:56pm

and I was sending dirty pictures to zoran before paradox arived... am I a... a... a slut?

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:57pm

I like you too, although I'm one of the ones you hardly know.

But I'm telling you...you be good to my boy!

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:57pm

Whoa whoa whoa

Zoran is my OFFICIALLY my gay boyfriend as of TODAY
I don't think I deserted him ever.
Baby, did I desert you?
I'm sorry
Wanna cuddle?


And Lael, thank you.
I believe that this smackdown is one of the most amusing events that has taken place during the course of my stay at BWW.
Let's remember to put it on the thread of BWW happenings of 2005 next December.

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 4:59pm

Good idea! And thank you too, dear.

Look, mommy, I made a friend from a mud wrestling fight over a gay boy! She's flowery!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 5:00pm

hehe. Lael, it's ok. We'll officially meet at a future naked chat, I'm sure.
And CATS, it's ok if you're a slut. You can be my slut.
And together, we can be very good to paradox.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 5:02pm

Ahhh!!!
Naked chat!
I LOVE naked chat!



And Cats, no son of mine is a slut!

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 5:10pm

would you settle for tramp, hussy or scalawag?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 1/3/05 at 5:11pm

I would settle for any of the above. :)