#1
Posted: 5/9/08 at 5:50pm
Durwood Kirby Fan Appreciation Day
Poster Emeritus
Less Successful Holidays.
#3
Posted: 5/9/08 at 7:04pm
Punch Your Mom In The Face Day.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#5
Posted: 5/9/08 at 9:34pm
Make Your Child Go To Bed Without Supper Day
Kick Your Dog Day
Delete Bernadette Peters From Your Cellphone Day
Kick Your Dog Day
Delete Bernadette Peters From Your Cellphone Day
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#7
Posted: 5/10/08 at 1:05am
Give Bill Belichick a Hug Day.
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
#8
Posted: 5/10/08 at 12:21pm
eyebrow waxers appreciation day
pop. six. squish. uh oh. sicero. lipshitz.
#9
Posted: 5/10/08 at 2:13pm
Take your librarian to lunch day.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#10
Posted: 5/10/08 at 3:47pm
Apparently yesterday was "Have sex with your close friends day"
"We're all just children in a vast kindergarten trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks."
- Tennessee Williams
#11
Posted: 5/10/08 at 8:28pm
Touch a family member inappropriately day. I always liked it, but it never really caught on.
#12
Posted: 5/11/08 at 1:05am
National Expose Yourself to Small Children Day.
#14
Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:13am
National Hemmoroids Day
Poster Emeritus
#15
Posted: 5/11/08 at 7:56pm
Black Gay Republican Day.
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."
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