Let Britney Teach You About "Antigone"- Page 2
Let Britney Teach You About "Antigone"
#25im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:09pm
Brit Brit, please follow P!nk's lead, at the very least.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/30/britney-take-note-p-nks-privates-private/
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#26im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:09pm
hated beowulf. loved faust. still do. 
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#27im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:10pm
I just re-read my post of 3:57 p.m.
I could have written that paper.
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#28im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:10pmthat's all sueleen and i are saying, rath, that's all we're saying.
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#29im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:12pm
Again - I didn't even see her mouth move, Robb!
She is so good.
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#30im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:12pmBefore this she probably thought antigones were what you had after you were exposed to syphilis.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#33britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:19pmI have seen worse Lit. papers in college, when I had to proof read my roomate, suitemates, and best friend's stuff. While not great, it was written by a high schooler after all.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#37britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:22pm
and what level is the writing on bww?
kindergarten.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#39britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:23pmSeriously, Cheno, you shouldn't be so surprised at spidey's comments. You read this board enough. It really is quite obvious that there is a serious lack of simple grammar/spelling education in the school systems.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#40britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:26pmI agree, Rath. Schools today care about one thing, and one thing only: High test scores. Instead of taking their time and teaching the kids how to write and proper grammar usage, they are rushing them to learn specific things on those tests. "No child left behind" is a good idea, but the execution of it is totally off balance.
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#41britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:32pm
Reading this board is a bit different because it's all in real-time- so I assume that some of the spelling/grammatical mistakes are simply a by-product of careless typing (trying to post something in response to a previous post, etc.)
I could be wrong, though.
And I don't disagree about the problems with our educational system.
I do think that Britney's essay shows that her brain functions at a remedial level when it comes to literary criticism, at least.
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#43britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:34pmI don't disagree with you about her literary skills. However, I cut her a lot of slack - clearly she wasn't born with brilliance, and she wasn't encouraged to seek an education - I'm willing to bet she was DIScouraged, in fact.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#44britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:42pm
I think what bugs me most is how many teenagers look up to people like Britney, Paris Hilton, etc.
At least Britney worked for her success, though. Some of the other ones are such a complete bore, I don't understand the fascination.
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#45britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:46pmLike why is Anna Nicole famous? I find her more undeserving than anyone else!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
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"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
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#46britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:46pm
People said the same thing about David Cassidy.
I'd hate for any of my high school papers to get published.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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#48britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 5:14pm
I can't believe no one gave me credit for "Pantiesgone". I know it's pronounced differently, but it's a spelling pun!
This is what comes from an edumacated girl, thanks. I'll be here all night, drive safety folks!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#49britney!
Posted: 11/30/06 at 5:40pm
Ok I am going to be a high school English paper...and at BEST that paper would have gotten a D. At the very best.
As would have teachers I had. She didn't have the support to be the most intelligent person, and I agree with some of the reasons stated here, but not all high schools just hand out good grades for awful work.
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