Let Britney Teach You About "Antigone"
Let Britney Teach You About "Antigone"
#1Let Britney Teach You About "Antigone"
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:45pm
http://www.gawker.com/news/britney-spears/britbrit-litlit-102-spears-reflects-on-antigone-218307.php
This is a HIGH SCHOOL paper she wrote. It's at about 4th grade level (not that that's surprising).
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#1re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:47pm
In high school, she was touring the country in a high-energy concert act, making more money in a year than most of us will see in a lifetime.
I wouldn't expect her schoolwork to be AP level.
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#2re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:47pmShe's already taught us about "Pantiesgone", what more do you want?
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#3re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:50pm
"I wouldn't expect her schoolwork to be AP level."
And yet, Justin strikes me as pretty intelligent.
Is it too much to ask for intelligence, or is that anti-American?
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#4re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:51pmJust because you are touring the country is no reason why your english should not be properly developed as a teeneger. If anything, it should be motivation.
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#5re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:52pm
Here's the necessary line from that link:
"So we wondered: what kind of work DID the young Mouseketeer do, during those rare moments when her stage mother allowed her to be schooled?"
You getting the picture a little better now?
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#6re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:54pm
If there were any intelligence in that girl from the beginning, she'd find a way to be educated, formally or not.
This isn't about completing a university degree.
Her quote from Farenheit 9/11: "I just think we should trust our President and do whatever he tells us to do."
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#8let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:56pm^ and i'm the one gettin' banned!
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#9re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:57pm
Sorry, I really have trouble judging someone who comes from a underserved area with underpar school systems, who was then pushed by her parents to go out during what should have been her high school years and work her ass off - not on some cushy TV series, but on a solo concert tour. They didn't care about nor encourage her education. They sent her out into the working world instead, so they could live a lavish lifestyle. Your problem is with them, not her.
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Updated On: 11/30/06 at 03:57 PM
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#10let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:57pmGive her a break. She was raking in money and being high energy. Only nerds would expect her to crack open a book once in a while.
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#11let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:58pm
No denying she aint a bright bulb, y'all...but that would get a B minus in any high school in America, I'd wager.
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#12let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:00pm
I think 25 years old and still a complete moron is a bit ridiculous.
But i don't disagree about her parents.
I'd forgive her if she'd stop hanging out with Brandon Davis and return to form, because she did make some really fun pop music.
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#13let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:00pmah, tiff and i are two minds separated by a chromosome.
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#14let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:00pmI'm more concerned that whoever was correcting it didn't bother to circle "looses her brother" in the very first sentence.
#15let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:01pmFrom what I read around here, "looses" is the new "loses."
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#16let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:02pmand if anyone knows loose, it's rath.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#17let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:02pmgimme a break, calvin. i was distracted as i was posting on some crazy message board while proofreadng her work. ah, how times have changed since those days.
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#18let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:02pm
LOL Calvin.
Not to mention, "A advisor comes along..."
Wow, ah kin juss' hear her sayin thayt while poppin her gum.
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#19let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:02pm
dont you remember the part about Antigone's brother's and his belt, Calvin?!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Updated On: 11/30/06 at 04:02 PM
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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#20im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:06pm
B+? You don't think you're being generous?
I'm wondering what the essay topic was, though - "explain the plot of Antigone"?
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#21britney writes: film at 11
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:07pmdo you think she still pronounces it "anti-gone" ?
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#22im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:07pmAntigone is this stupid book about this stupid girl who steals vegetables from other people's garden.
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#23im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:08pmIt reminded me of Robin Hood!
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#24im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:09pmI said B- which is fair...considering I gave a B to Christina's report on Beowulf.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#25im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:09pm
Brit Brit, please follow P!nk's lead, at the very least.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/30/britney-take-note-p-nks-privates-private/
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