Let Britney Teach You About "Antigone"
Let Britney Teach You About "Antigone"
#1Let Britney Teach You About "Antigone"
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:45pm
http://www.gawker.com/news/britney-spears/britbrit-litlit-102-spears-reflects-on-antigone-218307.php
This is a HIGH SCHOOL paper she wrote. It's at about 4th grade level (not that that's surprising).
#1re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:47pm
In high school, she was touring the country in a high-energy concert act, making more money in a year than most of us will see in a lifetime.
I wouldn't expect her schoolwork to be AP level.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#2re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:47pmShe's already taught us about "Pantiesgone", what more do you want?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:50pm
"I wouldn't expect her schoolwork to be AP level."
And yet, Justin strikes me as pretty intelligent.
Is it too much to ask for intelligence, or is that anti-American?
#4re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:51pmJust because you are touring the country is no reason why your english should not be properly developed as a teeneger. If anything, it should be motivation.
#5re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:52pm
Here's the necessary line from that link:
"So we wondered: what kind of work DID the young Mouseketeer do, during those rare moments when her stage mother allowed her to be schooled?"
You getting the picture a little better now?
#6re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:54pm
If there were any intelligence in that girl from the beginning, she'd find a way to be educated, formally or not.
This isn't about completing a university degree.
Her quote from Farenheit 9/11: "I just think we should trust our President and do whatever he tells us to do."
#8let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:56pm^ and i'm the one gettin' banned!
PED
#9re: Let Britney Teach You About 'Antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:57pm
Sorry, I really have trouble judging someone who comes from a underserved area with underpar school systems, who was then pushed by her parents to go out during what should have been her high school years and work her ass off - not on some cushy TV series, but on a solo concert tour. They didn't care about nor encourage her education. They sent her out into the working world instead, so they could live a lavish lifestyle. Your problem is with them, not her.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#10let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:57pmGive her a break. She was raking in money and being high energy. Only nerds would expect her to crack open a book once in a while.
#11let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 3:58pm
No denying she aint a bright bulb, y'all...but that would get a B minus in any high school in America, I'd wager.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#12let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:00pm
I think 25 years old and still a complete moron is a bit ridiculous.
But i don't disagree about her parents.
I'd forgive her if she'd stop hanging out with Brandon Davis and return to form, because she did make some really fun pop music.
#13let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:00pmah, tiff and i are two minds separated by a chromosome.
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pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#14let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:00pmI'm more concerned that whoever was correcting it didn't bother to circle "looses her brother" in the very first sentence.
#15let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:01pmFrom what I read around here, "looses" is the new "loses."
#16let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:02pmand if anyone knows loose, it's rath.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#17let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:02pmgimme a break, calvin. i was distracted as i was posting on some crazy message board while proofreadng her work. ah, how times have changed since those days.
PED
#18let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:02pm
LOL Calvin.
Not to mention, "A advisor comes along..."
Wow, ah kin juss' hear her sayin thayt while poppin her gum.
#19let britney teach you about 'antigone'
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:02pm
dont you remember the part about Antigone's brother's and his belt, Calvin?!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#20im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:06pm
B+? You don't think you're being generous?
I'm wondering what the essay topic was, though - "explain the plot of Antigone"?
#21britney writes: film at 11
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:07pmdo you think she still pronounces it "anti-gone" ?
PED
#22im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:07pmAntigone is this stupid book about this stupid girl who steals vegetables from other people's garden.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#23im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:08pmIt reminded me of Robin Hood!
#24im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:09pmI said B- which is fair...considering I gave a B to Christina's report on Beowulf.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#25im rich and haf hi nrgy and dum purenz so its ok tht im dum
Posted: 11/30/06 at 4:09pm
Brit Brit, please follow P!nk's lead, at the very least.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/30/britney-take-note-p-nks-privates-private/
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