Life in Southern California

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/14/06 at 1:18pm

San Diego, CA 96969

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won

$5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the

cop and moaned, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."


At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said,
in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/14/06 at 1:49pm

Makes me miss San Diego so much right now...
I used to get dressed for class in the morning watching the local news copters chase the black vans.

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 6:56pm

That is a joke...right?

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 7:02pm

I'm not sure. I didn't laugh either.

[LizzieCurry]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 7:50pm

Bwaha!

I would've laughed harder if it were about LA, though.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 7:53pm

96969 is not a real US zip code

anything San Diego is 92***

96001 is Redding, CA in the far north

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 7:54pm

Yes - we know - it is a joke...

[best12bars]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 8:00pm

It would have been funnier if it were set in New York.

Put 'em up, East Coast!!!!

[Popular]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 8:12pm

LOL

I'm behind you Best12Bars ... all 5' of me! *ducks*

[best12bars]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 8:17pm

*builds a barricade with Popular*

*throws a grenade of good weather, gorgeous beaches, rolling hills, cliffs, mountains, and movie stars*

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 8:19pm

I got you covered Pop . . .

Stoli and Zorra are just spoiling for a fight!

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 8:26pm

Would the joke work in NY? Because that is something that would def. happen down here in San Diego

[best12bars]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 8:31pm

Well there's no one sneaking across the border to NY.

But this could be tailor-fitted.

Don't tempt me.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/20/06 at 8:39pm

Are there actually any instances of Canadian's hiding in trunks of cars to get over the border? I am just sayin'...lol.