Lindsay Lohan could turn me straight!

#1

Lindsay Lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 12:12am

I saw Mean Girls today, and it solidified my first crush on a girl in a decade!!

She is really a lovely actress, and it was a very cute film.

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#2

re: Lindsay Lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 12:16am

I loved that movie! And JRB, you know that thing with the calling and the Planned Parenthood? I used to do that when I was in school! My friends and I just gasped when we saw that last week.

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#3

re: Lindsay Lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 12:18am

AAAAHHHH!!! No, jrb!!! Don't go to the other side!!! Tw*at could never compare to co*ck!!!

Updated On: 5/19/04 at 12:18 AM

#4

re: Lindsay Lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 12:28am

How poetic.

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#5

re: Lindsay Lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 12:30am

Like Shakespeare.

#6

re: Lindsay Lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 12:30am

Why, thank you. There's not a woman alive that could turn me straight.....

Updated On: 5/19/04 at 12:30 AM

#7

re: Lindsay Lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 7:58am

The only woman who could turn me straight is the Magnificent Patti LuPone. Whenever I visit with her after a performance, she puts her arm around me holds hands with me and I REALLY like it. I mean it's like whenever TSMrW gave me a hug. Va va va vooooom!!!!!

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#8

re: Lindsay Lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 8:28am

GREAT Movie! Am seeing it again this weekend!

#9

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 10:58am

and have ya seen the new pics where she's letting it all hang out? literally.

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#10

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:07pm

My favorite part-
DONT HAVE SEX OR YOU WILL DIE, or get clamydia.

Great movie. Cheers to Lohan. You know that the young lady playing one of the two in the army of skanks- the brunette named Lacy Chabert- was one of the first Broadway kids and played Young Cosette on Broadway? Woo Hoo!

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#11

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:09pm

CATS, you scare me.

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#12

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:26pm

wait, lacy's in it? danger, will robinson!

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pray to st. jude

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#13

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:27pm

Whatever I have to do to get your attention, baby.... woof!

#14

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:36pm

Us*ing ast*erisks in the middle of wo*rds definitely is a hu*ge turn*on for me.

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#15

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:38pm

yep, that gets me all riled up too and i don't even like guys...

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#16

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:42pm

CATS: Exactly how big is your asterisk? Give us your stats.

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#17

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:43pm

it's like the asterisks blind me...

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#18

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:44pm

wait, I can say twat and****without them??? Who knew.....

#19

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:49pm

Should I post my stats publicly????

#20

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:50pm

what? no pictures?

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#21

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 3:54pm

start with the pics or the stats -- your choice.

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Updated On: 5/19/04 at 03:54 PM

#22

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 4:06pm

hehehe. that sounds so dirty......

#23

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 4:36pm

"it solidified my first crush on a girl in a decade!! "

Hey! What about me?

I myself saw Goodbye, Lenin! yesterday, which was perhaps the best film I've seen in a while.

#24

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 4:41pm

Vish, that film was terrific! Those poor East Germans. God love them -- all their stuff ended up on eBay.

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#25

re: lindsay lohan could turn me straight!

Posted: 5/19/04 at 4:48pm

In Moscow you still walk down the street and see tables set up selling all of the holdovers from the reigns of Lenin and Stalin and Gorbachev. I almost bought a hammer and sickle flask that doubled as a cigarette holder, but my friend beat me to it.

The best scene in that film was right before the end when all of the fireworks were going off and all you see is the Mother in her hospital bed watching these brilliant flashes of light come in through her curtains. Absolutely beautiful.