Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

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Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/12/10 at 2:40pm

""She is paying her new lawyer a fortune to fix this mess. She doesn't care what it takes," an insider tells me. "If Lindsay needs to start a Facebook campaign or set up protests or something like that she is totally into it. They are treating Lindsay differently because she is a star, so it's about time she used her star power to help her. She's seen the movie 'Chicago' several times, so it's not like she doesn't know how this sort of thing works!"

Could someone have actually said that? It's my new favorite quote from an unknown source.

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Updated On: 7/12/10 at 02:40 PM

Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/12/10 at 2:42pm

I suggest she watch Gypsy also: "To have no talent is not enough!"

Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/12/10 at 2:42pm

Where did you find that? I do agree that she's being treated differently because she is a star. A non-celebrity would have landed in jail much earlier.

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Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/12/10 at 5:36pm

Watch Georgia Rule if you think she has no talent.

I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&. "Jayne just sat there while Gina flailed around the stage like an idiot."

Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/12/10 at 5:39pm

"The only thing that Lindsay did wrong was hire the wrong attorney and now she has fixed that."

Well, that and all the coke.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/12/10 at 6:18pm

... and skipping out on court dates, and running red lights, and ... and ...

She has (had?) talent.

"But that was many years ago. I doubt if anyone would know."

Hey! Maybe she should take her cue from Sweeney Todd and grind her lawyer into meat pies.

"If it's for a price."

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/12/10 at 6:36pm

Thanks Besty- it's not like she was plucked at random and had this all tossed at her for no reason. She's a criminal with absolute disrespect for the law- Jail is the only thing that keeps her in line.

She was told what to do to avoid this and didn't do it. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/12/10 at 6:53pm

She's a hot mess. And I have to say it's sad to see that bright young girl from The Parent Trap end up the way of Gary Coleman and Dana Plato.

I hope she can pull out of it. But blaming the entire world for her own messes, and constantly playing the "victim," gives me every indication that she won't ever pull out of it.

It's not a question of "doing the time." It's a question of changing her perception of reality.

I wish her the very best of luck with that.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/12/10 at 9:58pm

She couldn't get it together to show up for court dates but she's going to organize a Facebook campaign and public protests? Yes. That might indeed happen.

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Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/13/10 at 9:48am

Watch Georgia Rule if you think she has no talent

I'm not denying she's got talent, because she totally does, but it's hilarious that Georgia Rule is the movie you'd use as an example.

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Lindsay Lohan's Plan to Stay Out of Jail!!

Posted: 7/13/10 at 10:13am

She is a Hot Mess, but I do feel for her.......she didn't get there by herself.

A friend posted this:

?"Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I truly need it."
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