OK. My uncle married this white trash bitch (they later divorced) who had an (alcoholic) dwarf sister. Her son Tony--also a dwarf--was in the bridal party as my escort (I was a jr. bridesmaid). He was a maniac. A nasty little jerk who kicked me in the shin when we had to have the first dance. He grew up to be Koko the Killer Clown in the Coney Island sideshow. And a few years ago we found out he was arrested for murder!
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"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien