MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 5:07am

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.

The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers".

The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.

The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable".

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 8:00am

Hmmm.

[KelRel]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 8:35am

The 5th surgeon said, "I like working on engineers. They don't mind when there are parts left over after you clsoe them back up."

[mominator]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 9:10am

Good Morning BB!!! Thank you for making this gray and rainy Monday a little bit brighter. Hmm... a rainy Monday... I feel a Carpenters tune coming on!!

[Britt0913]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 10:36am

haha!

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:26pm

That's awesome - unless, of course, you're a lawyer.

[Broadway_Bound_Star]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:58pm

Hahahaha, my mom and dad are both lawers and its the truth about both of them, lol.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 3:01pm

BBS..you're so bad..LMAO !!!!
Edited for leaving out a "B".

Updated On: 8/1/05 at 03:01 PM

[shira467]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 4:10pm

So, should I marry the head or the ass?

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/1/05 at 4:28pm

shira: Which is more attractive?