MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 5:09am

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car breaks down. He remembers seeing a gas station near by, so he decides to push his car. The man finally gets to the gas station and has the car fixed. Tired, the man asks the mechanic, "Hey, where is the nearest hotel?"
The mechanic replies, "No hotel here, but about 100 miles down the road you'll see there's a room under the cactus there. But what ever you do don't touch the big pink gorilla."

The man drives to the cactus. He opens a door and shuts it behind him, finds another door and shuts it behind him, then he finds a third door and shuts it behind him.

Lo and behold he sees a big pink gorilla in the room. The gorilla is docile and looks so cute and soft he's dying to touch it. He can't help himself. He walks over to the cage and starts trying to touch him through the bars.

As soon as the man lays a finger on him, the big pink gorilla freaks out. He beats his chest and rips his cage door clean off.

The man runs for his life. He opens the first door, slams it behind him. Opens the second door, slams it behind him. The man hear a crash as he opens the third door and slams it behind him.

The man hears a roar. He runs to the car, opens the door and shuts it. He locks all the doors and starts the car, as he sees the big pink gorilla racing towards him.

The big pink gorilla rips the car door off his car.The man thinks he's going to faint.

The gorilla pokes the guy and says, "Tag you're it!"

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 6:56am

Thanks for the chuckle, Boobs. I start school today, and that was a great pick-me-up for starting the school year!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 7:01am

Good Luck with school jam_man...I remember how tough it was to get into school mode after summer..ugh !!! Glad I could make you laugh before you start.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 7:21am

Cute. Tough to go back to work after lazing around for a week, too.

*looks around to see if ship is on its way in yet*

[ashley0139]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 7:25am

Very nice. I like that one.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 8:09am

Ooh, I love to play 'Tag.'

Boobs, I fell off the chair...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 8:38am

gettinhep....time for a game of BWW tag...guess what..Tag, you're it !!!

[mominator]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 9:35am

LOL!!! BB, I have so missed the morning chuckles. How are you doing?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 10:09am

Morning Mom....I'm doing well...busy as a beaver. How are things in your neck of the woods?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 10:11am

*giggles*

[Patronus]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 10:22am

Thanks boobs! I went to bed much later than usual, woke up at normal time grumpy as can be.

That gave me my first smile of the week.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/22/05 at 12:14pm

I guess I had to be there... This joke would be a lot better vocalized.