MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 5:09am
One day in the middle of the desert a man's car breaks down. He remembers seeing a gas station near by, so he decides to push his car. The man finally gets to the gas station and has the car fixed. Tired, the man asks the mechanic, "Hey, where is the nearest hotel?"
The mechanic replies, "No hotel here, but about 100 miles down the road you'll see there's a room under the cactus there. But what ever you do don't touch the big pink gorilla."
The man drives to the cactus. He opens a door and shuts it behind him, finds another door and shuts it behind him, then he finds a third door and shuts it behind him.
Lo and behold he sees a big pink gorilla in the room. The gorilla is docile and looks so cute and soft he's dying to touch it. He can't help himself. He walks over to the cage and starts trying to touch him through the bars.
As soon as the man lays a finger on him, the big pink gorilla freaks out. He beats his chest and rips his cage door clean off.
The man runs for his life. He opens the first door, slams it behind him. Opens the second door, slams it behind him. The man hear a crash as he opens the third door and slams it behind him.
The man hears a roar. He runs to the car, opens the door and shuts it. He locks all the doors and starts the car, as he sees the big pink gorilla racing towards him.
The big pink gorilla rips the car door off his car.The man thinks he's going to faint.
The gorilla pokes the guy and says, "Tag you're it!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 6:56amThanks for the chuckle, Boobs. I start school today, and that was a great pick-me-up for starting the school year!
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#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 7:01am
Good Luck with school jam_man...I remember how tough it was to get into school mode after summer..ugh !!! Glad I could make you laugh before you start. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 7:21am
Cute. Tough to go back to work after lazing around for a week, too.
*looks around to see if ship is on its way in yet*
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 7:25amVery nice. I like that one.
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gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 8:09am
Ooh, I love to play 'Tag.'
Boobs, I fell off the chair...
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#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 8:38amgettinhep....time for a game of BWW tag...guess what..Tag, you're it !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 9:35amLOL!!! BB, I have so missed the morning chuckles. How are you doing?
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#8re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 10:09amMorning Mom....I'm doing well...busy as a beaver. How are things in your neck of the woods?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#9re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 10:11am
*giggles*
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#10re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 10:22am
Thanks boobs! I went to bed much later than usual, woke up at normal time grumpy as can be.
That gave me my first smile of the week.
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#11re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/22/05 at 12:14pmI guess I had to be there... This joke would be a lot better vocalized.
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