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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/05 at 5:07am

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.
After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.

The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash.

The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker oral gratification.

When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.

"See that?" said the trucker.

The man said, "Yeah."

The trucker ask the man, "You want to try it?"

The man said, "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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midnghtdolphin
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/05 at 5:12am

thanks for the laugh boobsie!

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Broadway_Baby
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/05 at 6:51am

Very cute.

Good morning everyone!


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ashley0139
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/05 at 6:52am

Haha! Too funny! And I love your signature. So true.


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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KelRel
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/14/05 at 6:56am

That is great Boobsy dear! I hope you are having a wonderful morning. *MWAH*


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.


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