MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/12/05 at 5:05am

Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by
St Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter,
"You must each possess something that symbolises
Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man goes through his pockets and
pulls out a lighter, flicks it on,
saying, "It represents a candle."
"You may pass through the pearly gates,"
says St Peter.

The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes
them and says, "They're bells."
St Peter lets him pass.

The third man looks desperate and finally pulls
a g-string from his pocket. St. Peter looks
quizzical and asks, "Just how do those
symbolise Christmas?"

The man replies, "They're Carols."

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/12/05 at 5:23am

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[hannahshule]

Posted: 12/12/05 at 5:59am

Yay! I've missed the morning chuckles!

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:57am

Love it!
(Think I've heard it before, though)


Good Morning Everyone!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 12/12/05 at 7:35am

Great one, Boobs! Nice for me (though I'm sure not for you) that you're back on early.

[Piazzaslight]

Posted: 12/12/05 at 7:53am

Love it.

Morning, BWW!

[mominator]

Posted: 12/12/05 at 7:58am

D'oh!!! I didn't see that one coming! Good Morning BB and everyone else. Happy Monday.

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 12/12/05 at 12:02pm

A Superior Court judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a

>Jewish
couple.
>
>When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the
>woman
thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to arrange for a Get."
>
>The judge inquires what she means by a Get.
>
>So, the woman explains that a Get is a religious ceremony required under
>the
Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish
>faith.
>
>The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?"
>
>She replies, "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the
>entire
prick!"

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 12/12/05 at 3:29pm

That's great!!!