MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/05 at 5:05am
Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by
St Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter,
"You must each possess something that symbolises
Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man goes through his pockets and
pulls out a lighter, flicks it on,
saying, "It represents a candle."
"You may pass through the pearly gates,"
says St Peter.
The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes
them and says, "They're bells."
St Peter lets him pass.
The third man looks desperate and finally pulls
a g-string from his pocket. St. Peter looks
quizzical and asks, "Just how do those
symbolise Christmas?"
The man replies, "They're Carols."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/05 at 5:59amYay! I've missed the morning chuckles!
~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:57am
Love it!
(Think I've heard it before, though)
Good Morning Everyone!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/05 at 7:35am
Great one, Boobs! Nice for me (though I'm sure not for you) that you're back on early. 
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/05 at 7:53am
Love it.
Morning, BWW!
MARGARET: "Clara, stop that. That's illegal." - The Light in the Piazza
"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel
"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel
#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/12/05 at 7:58amD'oh!!! I didn't see that one coming! Good Morning BB and everyone else. Happy Monday.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#7Jewish divorce...
Posted: 12/12/05 at 12:02pm
A Superior Court judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a
>Jewish
couple.
>
>When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the
>woman
thanks the judge and says, "Now I have to arrange for a Get."
>
>The judge inquires what she means by a Get.
>
>So, the woman explains that a Get is a religious ceremony required under
>the
Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish
>faith.
>
>The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?"
>
>She replies, "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the
>entire
prick!"
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#8Jewish divorce...
Posted: 12/12/05 at 3:29pmThat's great!!!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
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