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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 5:12am

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
"If you were on a date--- having supper with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

"Michael, how would you say it?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would rude and
impolite."

"What about you, Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
show us your good manners?"
"I would say, darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted !!!


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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paradox_error
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 5:16am

You're terrible, Muriel!

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paradox_error
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 5:16am

How did it happen?

It's so rare for me to double post! Updated On: 12/19/05 at 05:16 AM

ashley0139
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 6:15am

Haha! Good one, boobs. You never fail to make me smile. re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


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Broadway_Baby
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 6:56am

Adorable, as usual.


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Broadwayboobs
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 7:19am

Good morning all !!! Looks like there's trouble in Poland....Doxy double posted !!!


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

hypertruffle
#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 7:20am

Ohohoho! Thanks for the chuckle.


"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve

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mominator
#7re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 7:50am

Yes I agree "You're terrible Muriel!"


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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KelRel
#8re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 8:06am

What a great start to the week. Thanks Boobsie dear! MWAH!!


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

beacon1
#9re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 10:03am

Bboobs!!!!!


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Magdalene
#10re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 11:46am

Too bad I can't tell the customer (who I'm on the phone with at the moment) why I'm laughing so hard!!!


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Mamie
#11re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/19/05 at 3:11pm

Woops - this got on the wrong page!

At any rate, thanks BB - another keeper!


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Updated On: 12/19/05 at 03:11 PM


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