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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 5:06am

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks,
the dumber he gets."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Wanna Be A Foster
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 5:41am

Classic!


"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

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mominator
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 6:15am

Oh dear too early for that visual.


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
Updated On: 1/23/06 at 06:15 AM

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Broadway_Baby
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 7:22am

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


Good Morning Everyone!


Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

ashley0139
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 7:31am

Oh my.

BB, you changed your avatar and I wasn't used to seeing that one. I was like, "Where's Broadway Baby's post? She's always here before me." (You did change it, didn't you?) Ok, sorry, random threadjack.


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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mimiMARQUEZ
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 7:32am

Giggle.

That made it better.. i just found out one of my friend's dad died.



no stealing!

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Broadwayboobs
#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 7:38am

Sorry to hear about your friend's Dad, Mimi.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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spiderdj82
#7re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:24am

Happens to the best of us. re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Good morning, boobs.


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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Broadwayboobs
#8re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:35am

Morning straight bf. re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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TheatreDiva612
#9re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:40am

Boobs, that is hilaaarious.

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xM3L24x
#10re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/23/06 at 8:41am

haha lmao


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