MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/27/06 at 5:11am
A man doing market research on Vaseline knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually, people lie to me and say that they use it on child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob, and it keeps the kids out.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/27/06 at 6:35amBB, We are getting the week off to a roaring start now aren't we?
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#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/27/06 at 6:41am
Ah, Boobs you know the recipe of the cure for the glums...
Thank you. My funny bone feels much better.
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Updated On: 2/27/06 at 06:41 AM
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/27/06 at 6:58am
Ahh, I missed Boobsy's chuckles while I was gone!
It's good to be back...kinda.
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#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/27/06 at 7:04amHilarious! Very good.
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#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/27/06 at 8:27amOh - thank you sweetie. What a lovely way to start the day - with a big smile on your face!
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#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/27/06 at 8:29amLOL Bboobs L-O-L!!!!!
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#9re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/27/06 at 3:54pmA+ for that one, Boobs!
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