MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

10 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...


10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might
happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved
about in the time
management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?"


4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out how to
handle that big processing problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk !

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name,
Amen."

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and just how many of these have you used BB? Welcome back, and happy Monday.

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Will try one or two.

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Thanks Boobs!

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