MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/6/06 at 5:03am
10 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might
happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved
about in the time
management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out how to
handle that big processing problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk !
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name,
Amen."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/6/06 at 6:20amand just how many of these have you used BB? Welcome back, and happy Monday.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/6/06 at 6:32am
I will keep these in mind!
Good Morning Everyone!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/6/06 at 6:38amWill try one or two.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/6/06 at 6:57amThese will come in handy! Good morning everyone. Boobsie, how was your trip?
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#7re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/6/06 at 10:01amVery funny.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
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