MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/13/06 at 5:11am

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"



I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

[My Fair Lady]

Posted: 3/13/06 at 5:45am

Love it!
By the way, the only reason I'm awake at this hour is because I have the misfortune of having the flu.

[My Fair Lady]

Posted: 3/13/06 at 5:45am

Sorry. Updated On: 3/13/06 at 05:45 AM

[My Fair Lady]

Posted: 3/13/06 at 5:45am

Oops. Updated On: 3/13/06 at 05:45 AM

[mominator]

Posted: 3/13/06 at 6:03am

BB, that was great.
MFL, I hope you feel better soon.
(I've been up since 4:00, RC had an early flight to the left coast)

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 3/13/06 at 7:20am

Oh Boobsy, I love it!



P.S.- Feel better MFL, and go get some sleep, Mom!

[Becky2]

Posted: 3/13/06 at 9:54am

lol, Yes, he did handle that very well.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 3/13/06 at 10:15am

funny. very nice.

[Magdalene]

Posted: 3/13/06 at 2:27pm

There is coffee all over my screen!