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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/1/06 at 5:05am

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed......

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,

"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching!"

Moral - not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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mominator
#1re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/1/06 at 6:39am

Good morning BB!!!


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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Broadway_Baby
#2re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/1/06 at 6:41am

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Love it!


Good Morning Everyone!


Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

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KelRel
#3re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/1/06 at 8:13am

That is great, thanks Boobsie.


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

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soapguy17
#4re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/1/06 at 8:26am

Ha Ha! Good Morning Boobsie.


I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

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Becky2
#5re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/1/06 at 10:08am

Haha, the morning chuckles never fail to get me to smile.

ashley0139
#6re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/1/06 at 5:07pm

A good afternoon chuckle for me today (I overslept by 45 minutes this morning).


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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xM3L24x
#7re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/1/06 at 5:10pm

Very funny.


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