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#1

MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

If you ever get these two environments confused, this should make things a little bit clearer...

IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON......you get three meals a day.
AT WORK........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON......you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK........you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON......the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON......you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK........you get fir ed for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON......you get your own toilet.
AT WORK........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON......they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON......all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK........you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON .....you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK........they're called managers.

IN PRISON......you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK .......you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

Have a Good Day at Work!



"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Ha! That was a good one, boobs. As usual.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#3

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Work does suck, even if I'm off to a week in the Poconos with 200 kids for it!

Ciao!

And here's some "LOL" for the week.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

So true (drives off to work in anger)
"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...." -Wonderwaiter
#5

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

I am SO feeling that right now, honey!


(Although...I have an executive cubicle, and it's 10x12 :-P)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#6

re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

So true! Funny!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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