MY HUSBAND THE PIG LYRICS

[ArtistM]

Posted: 9/14/11 at 1:11am

I'm sure if I dug far enough I could find these but I'm having a hard time initially finding the lyrics to MY HUSBAND THE PIG from the original production of A Little Night Music. Any help?

[AC126748]

Posted: 9/14/11 at 9:32am

My husband, the pig
The swaggering boar I'll do anything for
What a pig
The air of disdain is appalling
The level of decency nil
If he thinks that I'll always come crawling
I will
My husband, the pig
I worship the ground that he kicks me around on
The pig
I have no objection
To passing inspection
But who can contend
With an endless erection
That falls to its knees
When it sees its reflection
A clot in the cream
A fly in the jam
I think that I'm going to scream
And I am
But would anyone here give a damn
What a pig