Madonna computer crash fears in London!

Pop veteran Madonna has been forced to announce her British tour dates gradually in the fear high demand for tickets will cause computers to crash.

The singer, who announced her 2004 Re-invention tour dates earlier this week, left 250,000 hopeful fans without tickets when her first London gig sold out within minutes.

A second date on Aug. 19 was added soon after, but seats for the show were again filled just as quickly.

An insider says, "Madonna will play five gigs in London altogether - two at Earls Court and three at Wembley.

"But after discussions with several ticket outlets, it became clear they'd have to be released at intervals to prevent mayhem and computer's blowing up."

"So we've had to pretend that extra concerts are being added due to public demand."

Madonna's world tour kicks off in Los Angeles at the Forum on May 24.

hamburger helper? i thought it was chef boyardee.

Anyone remember Manwich? "A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal."

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If only Anthony would concoct just one Manwich instead of a watercress tea sandwich chopped up into 15 miniture servings all pretending to be something new.

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But imagine if it were clever and annoying? Then Anthony would be contributing something. (Sort of what I think about his column, too.)

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Matt...I'm guessing that Manwich had a bigger market in the midwest. I lived in Ohio during the Manwich years. Hmmmm, papa's from o-HI-o, too....wonder if he has fond memories...

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a manwich? for the last time, i'm str8, dagnabbit! and as mrs. mambo is fond of saying, "the family that downloads porn together gets group rates at the therapist."

all that notwithstanding, i still eat manwich and love it. although with the low carb craze i've cut back as the buns are just killin' my wistline.

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try using whole wheat buns (make sure it isn't enriched wheat, so you may have to go to a whole foods store). You can also enjoy any sandwich (especially a sloppy joe) with just one bun instead of both, eating it with a fork...

who am I kidding??? I want a MANwich like papa was first alluding to!!!! sigh

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Leave it to Namo to compare me to Food!

The one thing he truly knows more about than anyone else!

Dearest Namo,

‘Twas you who pointed out that I had been MIA from the board for far too long!

I must Thank you!

Had you not reminded me of that fact and simply went about chewing on your cud as usual…...I might have continued to stay away from the "lights of Fourteenth Street"...my beloved message board…..

So thank you! Thank you Namo! And God Bless!

Attention seeking? ME???

Are you MAD?

What about your little vacation stunt darling!!....I pity the better dining establishments of Miami or wherever you were!

Was there anything left for anyone else!

You know so much yet so little about..well....anything Namo...except Chips Ahoy!

Chips Ahoy you know a lot about!

Ummmmm..Ok....

There was a time when my posts to the board were quite infrequent...as you pointed out!

And I never did anything like you describe above...

Which goes to prove that massive amounts of sugar can indeed cause brain damage!

You might want to have that checked out….

Updated On: 3/30/04 at 10:09 AM

You get bored and tired so easily Namo!

It's all that Sugar!

Honey, do something about it before it kills you....