Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

#1

Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:30am

https://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23125829-5013016,00.html

What a sad way to die.

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#2

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:32am

Wasn't that a chapter in the book of Wicked? There was definitely some freaky wild animal orgy scene....too bad they didn't musicalize THAT part.

Akiva

#3

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:33am

Boq had sex with a Tiger I believe. I had to go back and re-read to make sure it really happened.

#4

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:37am

What a weird way to die.

#5

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:40am

Not to mention painful.

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#6

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 9:39am

"crocodiles become agitated when humans venture into their breeding grounds during mating season"

I wonder if they get as agitated as humans when crocodiles venture into their breeding grounds during mating season? (Which I believe is all the time).

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#7

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:40pm

I've never had a crocodile venture into my breeding grounds.

#8

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:42pm

You were the crocodile!

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#9

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:43pm

Is that the same as being the cracker?

#10

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:43pm

No. That would be a crackodile.

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#11

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:45pm

Do they still make Chocodiles?

#12

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:48pm

I think they were afraid he'd post a sex tape of the frenzy on Youtube. Can't blame them for wanting to save the good stuff for pay-per-view.

#13

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:49pm

stupid crocodiles!!

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#14

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 12:53pm

All this irreverance is appalling. A man has DIED.

Shame on all of you.

#15

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 1:05pm

Phyllis I am glad SOMEONE still has respect for the dead! Now, let's you & I wish him a fond farewell from this earthly plane: "See ya later, Alligator!"

#16

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 1:08pm

I put out flowers and a fuzzy teddy bear, but the crocs ate them.

#17

re: Man Dies in Crocodile Orgy

Posted: 1/30/08 at 1:58pm

I love my Crocs! They are so comfortable!