#1
Posted: 12/8/09 at 7:58am
Man in Jail for Throwing Tomatoes at Sarah Palin at the Mall of America
#2
Posted: 12/8/09 at 8:02am
He should have used sacks of dog ****
....but the world goes 'round
#3
Posted: 12/8/09 at 8:05am
It's probably easier to sneak tomatoes into the Mall of America.
#4
Posted: 12/8/09 at 8:17am
She would have just tried to sign the sacks of dog sh*t.
#5
Posted: 12/8/09 at 9:23am
Isn't that what she's on tour to sign anyway?
#6
Posted: 12/8/09 at 9:28am
Was he arrested for throwing the tomatoes, or for missing?
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#7
Posted: 12/8/09 at 10:06am
I knew someone would say that. Of course it was you!
#8
Posted: 12/8/09 at 10:14am
Is there an address I can send fan mail?
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#9
Posted: 12/8/09 at 11:10am
PJ, which one of us were you talking to?
(Phyllis, zactly my point.)
(Phyllis, zactly my point.)
#10
Posted: 12/8/09 at 11:13am
oh sure, it's all well and good for someone to throw shoes at bush or tomatoes at palin, but if i rush the stage at obama wearing a white sheet with a noose in one hand and a flaming cross in the other screaming "sic semper tyrannus" y'all wouldn't post a doggone word of support for me. it's a blatant and disgusting double standard!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Updated On: 12/8/09 at 11:13 AM
#11
Posted: 12/8/09 at 11:15am
Well, I promise if you had thrown cigars at Clinton I would have had your back.
#12
Posted: 12/8/09 at 11:38am
This part made me laugh: he was working alone.
Well, thank goodness there isn't a crime ring of terrorist tomato farmers! We can all sleep better now knowing that.
Well, thank goodness there isn't a crime ring of terrorist tomato farmers! We can all sleep better now knowing that.
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