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Man tries to open plane door mid-air

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#1Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/24/10 at 11:03am

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/22324407/detail.html?hpt=T2

What would have happened if only females were on the plane? (*rolls eyes*)


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#2Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 1:38pm

Man was obviously a raving lunatic.

"Passengers told Las Vegas television station KTNV-TV after the plane landed that the man said he was from California and was on the wrong plane."

How do you even get on the "wrong plane" unless you bought the wrong ticket? How do you even find it?


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#2Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 1:51pm

Strangely enough, Matt, it's been known to happen. Man tries to open plane door mid-air


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#3Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 2:26pm

I just find it so odd because you first have to go find the wrong gate, not check any of the info at the gate, and then there's the boarding pass scans (unless this flight didn't use them or something) and the coincidence of not having the same seat as someone else. It seems like there has to be a monumental amount of indifference from every side to accomplish this sort of feat. Or maybe a big crock pot full of crazy stew.


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#4Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 2:40pm

It does happen, though - a friend of mine was flying to NY and didn't realize they'd changed the gate for the flight. Showed the boarding pass, got on the flight w/o question and never would have known until it was too late if the person who had that seat on that flight hadn't shown up.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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#5Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 3:00pm

So let's say he was on the wrong flight, what would opening the door to the plane have solved?! In instances like this, a special chute should be used for passengers like him. You want to get off the plane....ok!!


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#6Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 4:10pm

This hapened to me on a United flight from Chicago to Denver back in the mid 90's. This woman and her daughter were on their first flight ever. They were going to her Grandfather's funeral. (She let everyone know this) I fell asleep shortly after take-off. When I woke up, we were over the Rocky Mountains preparing to land. She was at the door trying to open it and screaming that she wanted off of the plane. Someone yelled "let her off!" Attendants were trying to pry her off of the door. They finally did but couldn't get her in her seat for the landing. Seems that while I was asleep, she had way too much to drink and started annoying other passengers. Needless to say, we waited at the gate on the plane while the police escrted her and her daughter off of the plane first.


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#7Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 4:25pm

I got on the wrong plane once. I wanted to go to San Jose, and I boarded a plane to San Bernardino. I went through the gate, onto the plane, sat down and buckled up.

I didn't know until the pilot was like, "The weather in San Bernardino is excellent."

I high tailed it outta there!


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#8Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 4:52pm

Of course people get on the wrong flight. Haven't you seen Home Alone 2?

In all seriousness, how have folks boarded the wrong flight if they scan the tickets? Or, in these examples, did they just rip the ticket the old fashioned way and the gate attendant didn't notice.


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#9Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 4:58pm

I got on the wrong plane once. I was flying to Philadelphia and had a stopover in Dallas. I get to my gate in Dallas and they're lining people up for a flight to Charlotte. I asked the desk attendant who said that they were going to Charlotte first and the flight would go to Philly from there. So I got in line and got on the plane. Was in my seat and had my seatbelt buckled. Everyone around me seemed to be talking about Charlotte so I was getting confused. Finally, I asked a flight attendant who said they were NOT going to Philadelphia and this was the first she'd heard of it. So I got off the plane and the desk attendant (the same one as before) reprinted a boarding pass for me since he'd ripped my old one and apologized for his mistake. My flight was taking off from the same gate an hour late.


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#10Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 5:06pm

I need to plan my trips much more poorly. I need to buy a ticket to St. Louis and accidentally get on the plane to Spain.


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#11Man tries to open plane door mid-air
Posted: 1/25/10 at 6:18pm

In my opinion, St Louis sounds a lot like St Croix or St Thomas or St John.


"I want a lap dance from an octopus."

-JG2


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