I can see it now...a whole marketing wave of M.K. Letourneau-inspired merchandise..."IF There's Grass On The Field, Play Ball!"
*sigh* Only in America, kids...only in America. (So THAT's what Cindy Adams feels like!)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.