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Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...

Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...

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Pippin
#0Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:34pm


ouch.


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RobbO
#1re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:36pm

wow. matthew really does not have lots of luck when he vacations in ireland does he?


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#1Elphie
#2re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:36pm

Uh-oh. I hope he recovers well!

vmlinnie
#3re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:37pm

Wonder whereabouts in the country he is. We have famously bad, dirty, infected and overcrowded hospitals. But because it's Matt...


The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

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Rathnait62
#4re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:38pm

And Jennifer Grey is reminded that her life is just fine the way it is, thankyouverymuch.


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pab
#5re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:38pm

Okay Matthew needs to stay the hell out of Ireland.


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RobbO
#6re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:44pm

jennifer grey doesn't even recognize herself in the mirror anymore so i doubt she'd recognize matthew.


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Rathnait62
#7re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:45pm

Well, right now she doesn't want her old life - including her face - back for all the tea in Eire.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Gothampc
#8re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:48pm

Didn't Madonna fall off a horse recently and break something? Maybe some of these stars need to take horse riding lessons.


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Rathnait62
#9re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:49pm

*waits for tasteless Christopher Reeve reference*


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ShbrtAlley44
#10re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:55pm

*tasteless Christopher Reeve reference*

There you go, Rath.

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RobbO
#11re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:56pm

for rath:

what is the opposite of christopher reeve?

christopher walken.


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ShbrtAlley44
#12re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 4:56pm

Oh GOD.

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RobbO
#13re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:00pm

i always deliver.


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FindingNamo
#14re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:04pm

Rath, why can't you be a bitch in the fun sense of the word? Like RobbO?


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ShbrtAlley44
#15re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:06pm

In any case, maybe Matthew will take some time while recovering to go to some much-needed acting classes.

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JohnBoy2
#16re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:14pm

So, he doesn't know how to drive or ride a horse. In Ireland, at least.

vmlinnie
#17re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:23pm

'what is the opposite of christopher reeve? - christopher walken.'

Oh RobbO, that was just too far. Though you must admit, Rath, you brought it on. But still, after what happened to Dana Reeve and everything, it's too much.


The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

BrunetteBombshell
#18re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 5:53pm

Aw, poor guy. Glad to hear he isn't too hurt, but I wish him well.

Marguerite Chauvelin
#19re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 6:05pm

Yeah, glad he's okay.


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Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)

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RobbO
#20re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 9:50pm

now i'm a bitch? first i was a snake then dorian grey and now a bitch? is that a promotion? on a scale of 1 to sueleen, how bitchy am i?


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FindingNamo
#21re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/28/06 at 9:52pm

I said "bitch in the fun sense," ie, the opposite of the kind of bitch Rath is. That's the only scale I'm working on.


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vmlinnie
#22re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/29/06 at 10:59am

Just read up on Broderick's car crash in '87. Not pretty. He thought it was safe to return, but what goes around...


The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.


Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

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ShbrtAlley44
#23re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/29/06 at 11:00am

Ireland strikes back!

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South Fl Marc
#24re: Matthew Broderick breaks collarbone...
Posted: 8/29/06 at 11:48am

For those who don't know, in 1988 while in Ireland, he killed two people while driving carelessly and pleaded guilty in absentia ( he couldn't be bothered to return to Ireland and face the families). Probably because the authorities were bought off, he recieved only 100 lb fine for two deaths he caused. When asked about it later he said "My leg was broken. I was badly messed up. I have no desire to be more badly hurt. I don't feel that I need to have more misfortune or that anything bad has to happen to me to pay for this. I can say it's over, and I'm really glad it's over. I want to go on."
What a guy.
Oh, and I agree with Shrbrt - maybe while he is recovering he can take some refresher acting courses, his performances over the last 5 years have sucked.


Updated On: 8/29/06 at 11:48 AM


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