Maude — Page 2

#26

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:26pm

YES YES YES.

And they'll be devastated not only by that, but by the fact that not one of the triplets is gay.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/9/04 at 02:26 PM

#27

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:29pm

LOL! Arthur, their next-door neighbor, is a doctor and can offer whatever idiotic advice he can come up with.

Arthur: Maudey, you've given birth to a microcosm of society! Congratulations!

Maude: But Arthur, one of them is GAY! What kind of a life will he have? The challenges, the difficulties??

Arthur: Cheer up, Maudey. At least he'll redecorate your nursing home room to perfection.

Maude: God will get you for that, Arthur.

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#28

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:30pm

Very good, Heart. Except they're devastated because the kids are NOT gay.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#29

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:37pm

Duh, you think I can read???

Yours is better. I say you get a script going!

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Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.

#30

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:37pm

Matt_G? You're the scriptwriter - where are you?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#31

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:40pm

Shortly before her death, Maude has herself cloned...the resulting offspring (played by Charles Busch, of course)indulges in some WACKY shenanigans!

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#32

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:41pm

Not Charles Busch - HARVEY!! Same voice!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#33

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:40pm

Yes, yes! Loud and baritone! It works!

Hey, I read that Bill Macy ("Walter") was in "Oh, Calcutta" years ago. Glad I missed THAT one...

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Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.

#34

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:44pm

Heart, yes he was. And so was Alan Rachins from "LA Law". It's all on the video that you can buy.

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#35

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:45pm

*notes what to get Heart for Christmas*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#36

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:49pm

Gee, thanks Gothampc, for that info. It's actually on tape, huh? This has to be the final sign of the apocalypse.

And Rath, that's okay, really! Maybe we could exchange videos - how about "Conrad Bain Does Dallas"?

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Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.

#37

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:50pm

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#38

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:54pm

Yes it's actually on tape. But before you go out and buy it, I want you to remember the famous quote from Monica Lewinsky: "Think of a thumb".

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#39

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 4:00pm

Goth: why am I not surprised!? (LOL)

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Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.

#40

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 4:09pm

Macy and Rachins were never totally nude in OH CALCUTTA. They both wore toupees.

#41

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 4:51pm

I think there should be an episode where Maude reveals that she is really a man. I always thought she had balls!

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#42

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 4:52pm

I don't know, Grove - one of the things I like about you is that you seem to have a pretty good pair yourself and I know you're a woman!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#43

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 5:00pm

Rath......I WAS BORN WITH THEM!

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#44

re: Maude

Posted: 12/9/04 at 6:30pm

SEE??

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson