Maude- Page 2

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:26pm

YES YES YES.

And they'll be devastated not only by that, but by the fact that not one of the triplets is gay.

Updated On: 12/9/04 at 02:26 PM

[HeartinNYC]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:29pm

LOL! Arthur, their next-door neighbor, is a doctor and can offer whatever idiotic advice he can come up with.

Arthur: Maudey, you've given birth to a microcosm of society! Congratulations!

Maude: But Arthur, one of them is GAY! What kind of a life will he have? The challenges, the difficulties??

Arthur: Cheer up, Maudey. At least he'll redecorate your nursing home room to perfection.

Maude: God will get you for that, Arthur.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:30pm

Very good, Heart. Except they're devastated because the kids are NOT gay.

[HeartinNYC]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:37pm

Duh, you think I can read???

Yours is better. I say you get a script going!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:37pm

Matt_G? You're the scriptwriter - where are you?

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:40pm

Shortly before her death, Maude has herself cloned...the resulting offspring (played by Charles Busch, of course)indulges in some WACKY shenanigans!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 2:41pm

Not Charles Busch - HARVEY!! Same voice!!

[HeartinNYC]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:40pm

Yes, yes! Loud and baritone! It works!

Hey, I read that Bill Macy ("Walter") was in "Oh, Calcutta" years ago. Glad I missed THAT one...

[Gothampc]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:44pm

Heart, yes he was. And so was Alan Rachins from "LA Law". It's all on the video that you can buy.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:45pm

*notes what to get Heart for Christmas*

[HeartinNYC]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:49pm

Gee, thanks Gothampc, for that info. It's actually on tape, huh? This has to be the final sign of the apocalypse.

And Rath, that's okay, really! Maybe we could exchange videos - how about "Conrad Bain Does Dallas"?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:50pm

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Gothampc]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 3:54pm

Yes it's actually on tape. But before you go out and buy it, I want you to remember the famous quote from Monica Lewinsky: "Think of a thumb".

[HeartinNYC]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 4:00pm

Goth: why am I not surprised!? (LOL)

[Jon]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 4:09pm

Macy and Rachins were never totally nude in OH CALCUTTA. They both wore toupees.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 4:51pm

I think there should be an episode where Maude reveals that she is really a man. I always thought she had balls!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 4:52pm

I don't know, Grove - one of the things I like about you is that you seem to have a pretty good pair yourself and I know you're a woman!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 5:00pm

Rath......I WAS BORN WITH THEM!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/9/04 at 6:30pm

SEE??