Mean Girls Quotes

[GClef2]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:38pm

Is butter a carb...

Somebody wrote in that book that Im lying about being a virgin because i use super jumbo tampons, but i cant help it if i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:44pm

that book thing made me laugh SO hard when i saw it. i was crying from laughing so hard. i sounded like i was choking.

[GClef2]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:45pm

Emma Gerber-That hair must have taken hours

I want my pink shirt back! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:46pm

Karen: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
[beat]
Karen: And I'm sorry for telling everyone.
[beat]
Karen: And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.

[zepka102]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:50pm

"You go, Glenn Coco!"

[JACXR71]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:52pm

Zep, you beat me to it! "And none for Gretchen Weiners BYE!"

[zepka102]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:53pm

"There is a 30% chance it is already raining."

[JACXR71]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:56pm

"This is Damian, he's almost too gay to function"
"Nice wig, Janice, what's it made of?"
"YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR...I'm Janice"

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:57pm

janis: "i think thats in the back building"
damian: "oh yeah thats in the back building"
cady: "wheres the back building?"
janis: "it burned down in 1987"


farmer kid: "and on the 3rd day god made the *names some type of gun* so that man could fight the dinosaurs....and the homosexuals"
other kids: "AMEN!"


cadys mom: "these are the fertility vases from the utinabeli tribe. does that mean nothing to you??"
cady: "..no"
cadys mom: "*disgusted sigh* ugh, who ARE you!?"

Updated On: 12/28/05 at 12:57 PM

[zepka102]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:59pm

boo you whore!


Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

[Kevo711]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:59pm

Regina: Ooh, cute skirt! Where'd ya get it?
Girl: It was my mom's when she was younger.
Regina: Vintage? I love it! [To Cady] That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen!

[GClef2]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 1:02pm

CH:Is there alcohol in this?

RM:Oh my God honey, no. What kind of mother do you think I am? Why do you want some? Because if youre gonna drink I'd rather have you do it in the house...

[zepka102]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 1:05pm

Mr. Duvall: Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. She just moved here all the way from Africa.
Ms. Norbury: [to black girl] Welcome!
Michigan Girl: [offended] I'm from Michigan!

[GClef2]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 1:06pm

Mr. Duvall They've gone wild, THE GIRLS HAVE GONE WILD!

[Marlene]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 1:15pm

Boo you whore!

Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.

Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!

Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No no no... Anything else?
Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Cady: Really? That's amazing.
Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.

Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia... and die.

Gretchen: Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.

Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

Updated On: 12/28/05 at 01:15 PM

[guitargeek0624]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:01pm

Cady: Is there alcohol in this?
Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:04pm

Gretchen: "(in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina) Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. 'K, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"
(from movie monologue website)


Coach Carr: "ok, Chlamydia...K-L-A......"

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:05pm

Regina: But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady: Thank you.
Regina: So you agree?
Cady: What?
Regina: You think you're really pretty?
Cady: Oh... I don't know


Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.


Karen: I can't go out.
(coughs softly)
Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore!

Janis: Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:32pm

Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

Damian:Taylor Zimmerman, two for you. Glenn Coco... Four for you, Glenn Coco. You go, Glenn Coco!

and of course

Karen: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

[broadway86]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:34pm

Regina: Cady, do you even know who sings this song?
Cady: Um... the Spice Girls?
Regina: I love her. She's like a martian, or something.

Mr. Duvall: What does this say? "So-and-so is a..."
Regina (abruptly): "...Fat whore". (continues crying.)

Am I the only one who thinks that Lohan and McAdams are great in this movie?

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 2:52pm

nah, i love them both, too. after mean girls, however, is when lindsay lohan got on my nerves. rachel mcadams seems really down to earth though, and shes a great actress. (the notebook anyone?)

[TheatreDiva612]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:20pm

my favorite is, "boo- you whore"

[dramatothemax]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:21pm

i laugh so hard when damian says


SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE!

Posted: 12/28/05 at 4:32pm

Walk it off! Walk if off!

[suddenlyseymour]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 5:03pm

besides all the other ones already said...I love when Janis says "crack" and "I love seeing teachers outside of school, it's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."