Meeting Tonight

Woah, bud, you forgot to encrypt the announcement. (But since we're at it, could everybody PLEASE remember to check the potluck sheet schedule? I'm supposed to be bringing lemon braised asparagus tips.)

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orion, it's at the place next to the place that closed down about a month ago because you know who did you know what, right?

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gasp! if i were a double agent, does that mean i would have to sleep with women?!? (sorry women of the board, but ewwww)

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i can't help but take offense at your exclusionary tactics here, orion. how do you expect the mainstream to be accepting and open to your ideas of equality and liberty when you operate with all the openness of the bush white house, which most of you supposedly despise. how hypocritical it is for so many of you to decry secrecy and demand transparent processes when you're so quick to leap to use the same tactics to hide your own despotic ambitions. that's right, i know all about your little, "operation rock hudson." and let me just say that this insidious plan to insert covert operatives who'll further the lavendar mob's goal of world domination into the greater population at large, particularly into positions of power, will never be tolerated by mainstream america. we'll find out who those double agents are who would so willingly use our own openness and tolerance against us. we've already begun to unravel this plan and found out several of you key agents. i mean who really thought that a republican would use the words "man on dog" in an interview. we're on to you, rick santorum, or should i say, "rita" santorum! i am especially apalled to that you would suvbert a site like broadwayworld.com, a hotbed of red-blooded virile heterosexual musical theatre fans, to your own dark and tawdry devices. just know all of you members of the paisley pride parade, i know your game, i know your players, and i have been briefed on your wily ways. i'll swear my life to the stopping of your cabal if it's the last thing i do, dammit.

i'll burn at the stake before i allow equality and liberty in my america!

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Okay, but if it gets cancelled, who gets the braised asparagus tips? I hate waste.

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what is the password for tonight?? Twinks-r-us?? Pottery Barn??

I'll be sure to bring my festive Norwegian fruit cake (low carb of course) and a bottle or two of Stoli.

oh, and orion, does this new place have a pool table?? you know how disappointed the lesbian was last time when there was none...

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broadwayguy2 - as long as your "tasks" do not make me spill my cosmo, i am so there. you should know though that i did not get the sewing gene many of our brethren have, so i will instead just criticize everyone else's work.

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the drink or the actress?

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both........

and don't forget.. when you see a certain "Top Gun" at the meeting tonight.. his name is "Butch".. not "Tom C" and don't ask him to take off the dark glasses or cap and remember to reread the contract his gives you if you want to sleep with him...


**rifels through drawers** Condoms.. lube... body glitter... my old copy of "XY Magazine" from when I was 16... mt old Nsync CDs from THAT phase... ah, here it is.. my Billy Doll!

Oh.. and don't forget to bring your new recruits!!!! We all have to meet our weekly quota don't ya know! We should have MANY new peopel this week from what I hear.. I have seens ooo many breeders cowering in the corner mumbling about all the people we are converting.....


You will really like on of mine.. he is tall, hairy, sexy as hell.. and goes by "Stevos"... he is a BIG boi....


oh.. and on that note.. please bring your rulers.. we have to appease the size queens......