Meeting Tonight

[orion59]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 9:28am

To all the gay and lesbian members of BroadwayWorld.com. We have planned a meeting for tonight at 8:00 pm, the usual place, you know where it is. All the gays and lesbians from around the country will be attending.

Tonight's topics will be how to further our agenda.
We will be ahving guest speakers, the Fab Five from Queer Eye will be there to report on their progress in our secret mision to get all straight men looking gay and acting "cultured" (we know that really means acting gay but please don't tell them).

Our other main topic of converstaion will be the next step in detroying the traditional nuclear family and making the whole country gay. This will undoubtedly bring up the old argument about whether to paint the new capital building mauve or lavendar. Let's try to keep that argument to a minimum as we have a lot to cover tonight.

Please feel free to bring snacks to share or non alcoholic beverages.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 9:36am

Woah, bud, you forgot to encrypt the announcement. (But since we're at it, could everybody PLEASE remember to check the potluck sheet schedule? I'm supposed to be bringing lemon braised asparagus tips.)

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 9:46am

and don't forget we are to recieve our new copies of "The Greater Guide to Every Homo In North America".. after all, how esle do we know each other... OUTSIDE of the bedroom...

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 9:48am

orion, it's at the place next to the place that closed down about a month ago because you know who did you know what, right?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 9:50am

I think I just figured out who the double agent is.

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 9:54am

gasp! if i were a double agent, does that mean i would have to sleep with women?!? (sorry women of the board, but ewwww)

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:01am

Many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Pat Buchanan and others speak of the “Homosexual Agenda”, but no one has ever seen a copy of it. A friend of mine recently obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. I certainly hope it will assist your own planning efforts.

THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA:

6:00 am - Gym

8:00 am - Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)

9:00 am - Hair Appointment

10:00 am - Shopping, including previewing auctions at Christie’s & Sotheby’s

12:00 pm - Brunch

2:00 pm - 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal State and Local
Governments, as well as other national governments,
2) Destroy all healthy marriages,
3) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
4) Bulldoze all houses of worship,
5) Secure total control of the internet and all mass media, and
6) Be fabulous

2:30 pm - Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of World conquest

4:00 pm - Cocktails

6:00 pm - Light dinner (soup, salad with arugula and balsamic vinegar dressing, C****nay)

8:00 pm - Theatre

10:30 pm - Cocktails in the ‘hood

12:00 pm - Bed (du jour)


Implementation will begin immediately.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:04am

i can't help but take offense at your exclusionary tactics here, orion. how do you expect the mainstream to be accepting and open to your ideas of equality and liberty when you operate with all the openness of the bush white house, which most of you supposedly despise. how hypocritical it is for so many of you to decry secrecy and demand transparent processes when you're so quick to leap to use the same tactics to hide your own despotic ambitions. that's right, i know all about your little, "operation rock hudson." and let me just say that this insidious plan to insert covert operatives who'll further the lavendar mob's goal of world domination into the greater population at large, particularly into positions of power, will never be tolerated by mainstream america. we'll find out who those double agents are who would so willingly use our own openness and tolerance against us. we've already begun to unravel this plan and found out several of you key agents. i mean who really thought that a republican would use the words "man on dog" in an interview. we're on to you, rick santorum, or should i say, "rita" santorum! i am especially apalled to that you would suvbert a site like broadwayworld.com, a hotbed of red-blooded virile heterosexual musical theatre fans, to your own dark and tawdry devices. just know all of you members of the paisley pride parade, i know your game, i know your players, and i have been briefed on your wily ways. i'll swear my life to the stopping of your cabal if it's the last thing i do, dammit.

i'll burn at the stake before i allow equality and liberty in my america!

[orion59]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:10am

papa knows too much, we have to decide quickly whether we abort or eliminate him.

[Auggie27]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:10am

Okay, but if it gets cancelled, who gets the braised asparagus tips? I hate waste.

[orion59]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:13am

Robbo, it's not at that place anymore. Don't you remember? At the last meeting we decided we had to start meeting at the other place next to the new place that just opened because you know who on this board had discovered too much classified information. Plaese make sure you know where you're going because late comers will only be allowed admission at the discretion of the house.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:16am

what is the password for tonight?? Twinks-r-us?? Pottery Barn??

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:19am

master, if brunch should run over (okay, who am i kidding, i know i'm going to be running late from the hair appointment on) can we move "Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal State and Local Governments, as well as other national governments" to 2:30-2:45-ish?

i emphasize the "ish."

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:22am

I'll be sure to bring my festive Norwegian fruit cake (low carb of course) and a bottle or two of Stoli.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:24am

Okay RobbO, bu you have to stay late and help me finish hemming teh new drapes and then picking out teh bikini brief uniforms for the new muscles stud police force and fire de[artment as well as the boxer briefs and hair glitter for the baby faced, smooth bodies twinks that we are deploying to stand on every street cornr to help "ease the tensions" we experience on a daily basis.....

That nifty (archives) ??

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:24am

oh, and orion, does this new place have a pool table?? you know how disappointed the lesbian was last time when there was none...

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:27am

Of course, the bikini brief - clad muscle stud police force and fire department is JUST for show.... they will just stand around and look hot and model with their equipment..

teh real work will be done by diesel dykes in flannel (**gasps at the horror of such a word**) and combat boots with power toold and lifetime passes to Home Depot.

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:27am

broadwayguy2 - as long as your "tasks" do not make me spill my cosmo, i am so there. you should know though that i did not get the sewing gene many of our brethren have, so i will instead just criticize everyone else's work.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:29am

Okay.. you can just stand and be diva-ish and demanding....


now where did I put my Shirley Temple.....

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:30am

the drink or the actress?

[orion59]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:32am

Well then, Robbo, instead of helping with the sewing, you can be assigend to mix the cosmos and apple martini's. Just remember, none for the lesbians because most of them are in recovery. Those that aren't will just have beer straight..excuse me, I mean directly, from the bottle.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:33am

both........

and don't forget.. when you see a certain "Top Gun" at the meeting tonight.. his name is "Butch".. not "Tom C" and don't ask him to take off the dark glasses or cap and remember to reread the contract his gives you if you want to sleep with him...


**rifels through drawers** Condoms.. lube... body glitter... my old copy of "XY Magazine" from when I was 16... mt old Nsync CDs from THAT phase... ah, here it is.. my Billy Doll!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:35am

Is Trading Spaces on at that time? I'll have to set my VCR. If it's the new While You Were Out with Evan Farmer, then I send my regrets, for I will not be able to attend.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:38am

Oh.. and don't forget to bring your new recruits!!!! We all have to meet our weekly quota don't ya know! We should have MANY new peopel this week from what I hear.. I have seens ooo many breeders cowering in the corner mumbling about all the people we are converting.....


You will really like on of mine.. he is tall, hairy, sexy as hell.. and goes by "Stevos"... he is a BIG boi....


oh.. and on that note.. please bring your rulers.. we have to appease the size queens......

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:39am

matt - hello? evan will BE there. oops. umm, i'm mean, he just goes there for the food. umm, he's a friend of the owner? his girlfriend is in the bathroom? umm, is that the phone? i hafta go...