Meeting Tonight- Page 2

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:41am

Operation High School Drama Teachers and Football Coaches reports a 12% increase in recruits to homosexuality over the last month.

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:41am

before i bring my latest recruit, the others have been asking for their toasters. is the shipment in yet?

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:42am

i'm afraid to ask how O.H.S.D.T.A.F.C. is measuring that increase...

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:43am

I believe so.... they are available in pink or lavender...



12%... congrats bois.....




what about activities???? Are we still planning on having teh twinks bob for sausages??

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:47am

O.H.S.D.T.A.F.C. says the spike is probably the result of very busy parents who BOTH WORK, leaving their kids feeling vulnerable and lonely in empty houses. O.H.S.D.T.A.F.C. reports that in the past month, NONE of the new recruits seemed to require incentives to Go Gay. It may be every straight parent's nightmare, but it sure is good for our budget.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:48am

**snaps for teh new recruits** Don't forget.. they have to stand up in front of the room in their undies and tell us a bit about themselves (stats and measurements and favoite bedroom activities)

[RobbO]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:51am

does O.H.S.D.T.A.F.C. study kids in homes with BRAVO? 'cause i think that might make a difference.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 10:53am

the ones with Bravo, on average, convert about 2 months before those who don't... they are also more inclined to apply their hair product from back to front...

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:01am

*scribbling furiously* o.h.s.d.t.a.f.c. ... i wonder if ralph, randall and pat know anything about this...gotta call the 700 club hotline...1-800-intolerance

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:01am

Hey KIDS! Join NOW and get a FREE DVD set of THE WOMEN/ALL ABOUT EVE/GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES! Plus the Sondheim OC album of YOUR choice!

And GALS! Sign up before January 15, and YOU can win a romantic dream date with Cherry Jones or Lea DeLaria!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:03am

geez, master i thought you were trying to gain recruits not drive them away...although, i'd wear a dress to dance with cherry jones again.

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:04am

again?

[Auggie27]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:05am

Listen, Master, I know plenty of men who'd like to date de Laria. She is, after all, a famous top.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:06am

she is at that....

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:07am

once upon a time, erik, in a theatre long since deceased, i used to dance with the woman i think is the greatest stage actor of her generation several time a week. i had such a crush on her. and she was so sweet to a star struck kid from the sticks.

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:09am

Papalovesmambo and Erik loves Papa!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:17am

Back when I lived in a Cambridge apartment long since not mine own, I used to see that greatest actress of her generation (oh, how I concur with you, Pap) riding her bicycle to the American Repertory Theater. She would have on headphones and would be learning her lines.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 11:25am

she once had me so mesmerized during the show that i forgot to call a light cue. thank god i had a good electrician who was going to go with the cue whether i called it or not. of course nowadays, i might rage about something so presumptuous, but then i was just happy that i didn't have to be distracted from her performance. i'll never forget the electrician's voice in my headset..."uh, so are you gonna call any of the rest of these, or am i pretty much on my own here?"

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 12:46pm

Okay, now I am reeeeelyyyy PISSED OFF!!

I was the ONLY one to show up for the rehersal last night for the skit! Now as you all know I have a fairly strong voice, but I AM WHAT I AM sounds sooo much better with a full chorus! And, to you, Miss Master LcZ, I am especially pissed, because you swore to me you were going to bring the Tutus for the Swan Lake scene from L!V!C! How do you expect that to come off with out a hitch when half of you have never even worn one before?

I only hope Mr. and Mr. McNalley are just a tad late and miss that part of the meeting. And that was to be their wedding gift from me...

Oh I am sooooooo Pissed.

Oh, and Papa, you are my new favorite straight man.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 12:49pm

*digging toe in ground*

aww shucks, ma'am...

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 1:00pm

I had excused absence from the rehearsal. Tickets to the Chistopher Meloni Naked Oz Extravaganza.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 1:35pm

SHUT UP! How is it I never know about these things til after they happen?? Exactly WHAT is the breakdown in the Homosexual Agenda Communication Network? I THOUGHT all homosexuals are supposed to be able to reach each other at all times?????

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 1:59pm

For the last time, Namo, you MUST call Dr. Kildare and have that micro-chip implanted in your "taint". It is the only way to ensure that we reach you. It does not hurt a bit, in fact it sort of tingles when you are being paged.

Also, I am sorry to inform you that since you missed the rehearsal you have been replaced in the BOOSOM BUDDIES number by Dollypop. And let me just say that Bea is pissed because as we all know, Dolly leans more towards the Lucy/Mame where as you were more on the Angela/Mame track.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 2:05pm

I wanna sing I'll Cover You.. but I need a scene partner......

[tpdc]

Posted: 12/23/03 at 2:20pm

Nevermind the meeting tonight, is there another second screening of the Christopher Meloni Naked Oz Extravganza????