Meeting Tonight — Page 2

Operation High School Drama Teachers and Football Coaches reports a 12% increase in recruits to homosexuality over the last month.

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i'm afraid to ask how O.H.S.D.T.A.F.C. is measuring that increase...

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O.H.S.D.T.A.F.C. says the spike is probably the result of very busy parents who BOTH WORK, leaving their kids feeling vulnerable and lonely in empty houses. O.H.S.D.T.A.F.C. reports that in the past month, NONE of the new recruits seemed to require incentives to Go Gay. It may be every straight parent's nightmare, but it sure is good for our budget.

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does O.H.S.D.T.A.F.C. study kids in homes with BRAVO? 'cause i think that might make a difference.

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*scribbling furiously* o.h.s.d.t.a.f.c. ... i wonder if ralph, randall and pat know anything about this...gotta call the 700 club hotline...1-800-intolerance

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geez, master i thought you were trying to gain recruits not drive them away...although, i'd wear a dress to dance with cherry jones again.

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Listen, Master, I know plenty of men who'd like to date de Laria. She is, after all, a famous top.

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once upon a time, erik, in a theatre long since deceased, i used to dance with the woman i think is the greatest stage actor of her generation several time a week. i had such a crush on her. and she was so sweet to a star struck kid from the sticks.

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Back when I lived in a Cambridge apartment long since not mine own, I used to see that greatest actress of her generation (oh, how I concur with you, Pap) riding her bicycle to the American Repertory Theater. She would have on headphones and would be learning her lines.

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Okay, now I am reeeeelyyyy PISSED OFF!!

I was the ONLY one to show up for the rehersal last night for the skit! Now as you all know I have a fairly strong voice, but I AM WHAT I AM sounds sooo much better with a full chorus! And, to you, Miss Master LcZ, I am especially pissed, because you swore to me you were going to bring the Tutus for the Swan Lake scene from L!V!C! How do you expect that to come off with out a hitch when half of you have never even worn one before?

I only hope Mr. and Mr. McNalley are just a tad late and miss that part of the meeting. And that was to be their wedding gift from me...

Oh I am sooooooo Pissed.

Oh, and Papa, you are my new favorite straight man.

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I had excused absence from the rehearsal. Tickets to the Chistopher Meloni Naked Oz Extravaganza.

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For the last time, Namo, you MUST call Dr. Kildare and have that micro-chip implanted in your "taint". It is the only way to ensure that we reach you. It does not hurt a bit, in fact it sort of tingles when you are being paged.

Also, I am sorry to inform you that since you missed the rehearsal you have been replaced in the BOOSOM BUDDIES number by Dollypop. And let me just say that Bea is pissed because as we all know, Dolly leans more towards the Lucy/Mame where as you were more on the Angela/Mame track.

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Nevermind the meeting tonight, is there another second screening of the Christopher Meloni Naked Oz Extravganza????