Melbourne Partier Mouths Off to Reporter...great video

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 11:41am

Just watch. Absolutely hilarious.

No, I won't take my glasses off..

Updated On: 1/16/08 at 11:41 AM

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 12:32pm

Seriously, kids. You need to see this.

[mateo]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 12:42pm

"I suggest you take a good long hard look at yourself."

"I have. Everyone has, they love it."

LOL.



Who is she? Why is she so invested in this story?

and I'll be honest, I wouldn't mind if they terrorized my neighborhood.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 2:16pm

I'd TOTALLY have him plan my party!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 2:20pm

How stoned is he?

[keggss23]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 2:21pm

"My glasses are famous"
LOL

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 2:26pm

Somehow I get the feeling he's had a bit of experience handling self-righteous authority figures before. I imagine he's a legend in his neighborhood now.

[AnnaK<3LMIP]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 2:27pm

Is she secretly his older sister or something?

"Why don't you take your glasses off so you can apologize to your neighbors?"
"Aaah no. No I don't take these off."
EVER.


My favorite part is when he's like, "Yeah I don't think I should pay for damages. It could have been anyone..any random person walking down the street."

I want some of what he's got

[AnnaK<3LMIP]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 2:30pm

I SPOKE TOO QUICKLY!!!

When I turn 17 next year, I am FINDING him. I want him to throw my party. I really really do.

"Oh yeah you're pretty happy with your attitude, aren't you?"
"Yeah. My parents aren't, but I am."

[Mrs Mangel]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 2:54pm

Apparently, yesterday his parents came home from holidays early, but he went to another beach and wouldn't go home. Hilarious.

[rosscoe(au)]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 4:40pm

And has been charged by the police and given a $200,000 fine

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 4:46pm

Yee-ouch!

[Mrs Mangel]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 4:49pm

They should whack a fine on that reporter as well.

[AnnaK<3LMIP]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 4:51pm

Well, 200,000 divided 500 ways...

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 7:17pm

So, if he's all that, has his sh*t together and is so thrilled with himself, why is he running? I'm just seeing another punk coward, with nothing to offer, who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

[HorseTears]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 10:41pm

Eh. That wasn't too funny until the end.

[Wanna Be A Foster]

Posted: 1/16/08 at 10:50pm

The way I see it, people with these fancy accents -- Australian, British -- no matter what they say, they sound like the nicest people in the world.

That kid could tell this woman to "Blank off!" and it would sound nicer than any American I've ever heard say, "Have a nice day."

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 10:42am

Man, the Australians want this kid's head! Apparently he made a video of the event that featured some of his boy friends running around naked. They were under eighteen so now they want to charge him with child pornography.

[DG]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 10:53am

"he made a video of the event"

Where's the link?!?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 11:27am

He's a complete asshole...and nowhere near as funny as he thinks.

[nygrl23]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 6:10pm

That boy's got a future. Yesirree.

[Wanna Be A Foster]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 10:16pm

I must say, that news reporter did have a blank up her blanksy.