Merry Christmas (song)

[Jim Colyer]

Merry Christmas (song)#1

Posted: 12/17/08 at 3:33pm

MERRY CHRISTMAS

http://jimcolyer.com/@tracks/128/hifi.mp3

We got so many presents under the Christmas tree
Santa Claus has been good to you and me
As you steal a kiss under the mistletoe
Merry Christmas to you

We got turkey and dressing smothered in cranberry sauce
We got honeybaked ham and a bottle of wine of course
In the candlelight, I propose this toast
Merry Christmas to you

Snow is falling, friends are calling
The neighborhood's dressed in white
Bells are ringing, the choir is singing
Their version of "Silent Night"

We won't forget the real meaning of this day
The day on which our Savior was born
It's Jesus Christ on my Christmas card
Merry Christmas to you
Oh yeah!

solo

Snow is falling, friends are calling
The neighborhood's dressed in white
Bells are ringing, the choir is singing
Their version of "Silent Night"

We won't forget the real meaning of this day
The day on which our Savior was born
It's Jesus Christ on my Christmas card
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#2

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:18pm

We got some bad grammar.

[Calvin]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#2

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:19pm

choir/their? s/p disagreement?
Updated On: 12/17/08 at 04:19 PM

[tazber]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#3

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:21pm

I don't know who this Jesus Christ person is, but that song didn't mention the real reason for the season:


presents and office parties!

....but the world goes 'round

[doodlenyc]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#4

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:21pm

It's like putting all the favorite songs on that other thread and throwing them in the cuisinart...

"Snow is falling, friends are calling..."
Isnt that a rhyme from "Sleigh Ride"?

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[Calvin]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#5

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:23pm

It's like Big Gay Al's song from the South Park movie:

Bombs are flying, people are dying...

[Unknown User]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#6

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:24pm

Sleighride: "Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "Yoo-hoo!"

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#7

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:25pm

Calvin, I was going to post Big Gay as well!

[Calvin]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#8

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:26pm

Of course! (pronounced "of coss)

[tazber]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#9

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:31pm

I'm super! Thanks for asking!

....but the world goes 'round

[Unknown User]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#10

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:31pm

"Jesus Christ on my Christmas card" I don't know why but that phrase is just beyond weird. It might replace "Jesus Christ on a crutch!" as my favorite expression of exasperation.

[doodlenyc]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#11

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:34pm

I thought the expression was Jesus Christ on a cracker.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[tazber]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#12

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:37pm

This is my xmas carol:

Jesus in my Cheetos
Jesus in my beef-n-hash
Jesus on my front lawn
Jesus in my trash

Jesus is all around
Such divine luck
I get his sacred message:
"use me to make a buck"

....but the world goes 'round

[Mister Matt]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#13

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:39pm

Who smothers their turkey and stuffing in cranberry sauce?

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[Unknown User]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#14

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:58pm

That's a euphemism Matt. When I was in college we called it Parting the Red Sea.

[Mister Matt]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#15

Posted: 12/17/08 at 5:08pm

Jesus Christ on a crotch, Joe! i didn't need to hear that!

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[Elphaba]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#16

Posted: 12/17/08 at 5:33pm

oh good God, this guy shows up twice a year and posts his crap, ARRGH.......go away, GEH WEG!

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#17

Posted: 12/17/08 at 5:54pm

I look forward to Tom Zart's Christmas poems.

[Unknown User]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#18

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:02pm

Christmas' slippery slope by Tom Zart

Christmas time is Jesus time
all around the town!
And so I write a holiday rhyme
in case you're feeling down!
Jesus knew that single payer health care
is a favorite of commie scum
So don't let Obama take us there
or this Christmas might be the last one.

[StockardFan]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#19

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:30pm

OMG, I'm dying laughing!

How about a Christmas Haiku?

Sit on Santa's lap
Tell him all the things you want
Get a lump of coal

KFTC!!!!!

[Unknown User]

re: Merry Christmas (song)#20

Posted: 12/17/08 at 7:05pm

Santa is Satan!
Red suit, beard, Christ denier
All those homo elves!