Merry Christmas (song)

MERRY CHRISTMAS

http://jimcolyer.com/@tracks/128/hifi.mp3

We got so many presents under the Christmas tree
Santa Claus has been good to you and me
As you steal a kiss under the mistletoe
Merry Christmas to you

We got turkey and dressing smothered in cranberry sauce
We got honeybaked ham and a bottle of wine of course
In the candlelight, I propose this toast
Merry Christmas to you

Snow is falling, friends are calling
The neighborhood's dressed in white
Bells are ringing, the choir is singing
Their version of "Silent Night"

We won't forget the real meaning of this day
The day on which our Savior was born
It's Jesus Christ on my Christmas card
Merry Christmas to you
Oh yeah!

solo

Snow is falling, friends are calling
The neighborhood's dressed in white
Bells are ringing, the choir is singing
Their version of "Silent Night"

We won't forget the real meaning of this day
The day on which our Savior was born
It's Jesus Christ on my Christmas card
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you

choir/their? s/p disagreement?

Updated On: 12/17/08 at 04:19 PM

It's like putting all the favorite songs on that other thread and throwing them in the cuisinart...

"Snow is falling, friends are calling..."
Isnt that a rhyme from "Sleigh Ride"?

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Sleighride: "Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "Yoo-hoo!"

Of course! (pronounced "of coss)

"Jesus Christ on my Christmas card" I don't know why but that phrase is just beyond weird. It might replace "Jesus Christ on a crutch!" as my favorite expression of exasperation.

This is my xmas carol:

Jesus in my Cheetos
Jesus in my beef-n-hash
Jesus on my front lawn
Jesus in my trash

Jesus is all around
Such divine luck
I get his sacred message:
"use me to make a buck"

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That's a euphemism Matt. When I was in college we called it Parting the Red Sea.

oh good God, this guy shows up twice a year and posts his crap, ARRGH.......go away, GEH WEG!

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Christmas' slippery slope by Tom Zart

Christmas time is Jesus time
all around the town!
And so I write a holiday rhyme
in case you're feeling down!
Jesus knew that single payer health care
is a favorite of commie scum
So don't let Obama take us there
or this Christmas might be the last one.

Santa is Satan!
Red suit, beard, Christ denier
All those homo elves!