You guys are wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.
DG, I learned a little trick to figure out how to fix their mistakes because my trainer declined to show me that the system warns you (it's so nice to learn by failure. At least they all agree my successes far outweigh my failures right now). Still, I won't let THEM know that, they need to learn how to fix these sheets. PLus, I kind of like being snarky back. If they want to be a-holes, they won't get paid at all! The power! Muahahahaha!
KelRel, no problem! Glad you stopped in from time to time.
Addy, I'm not even going to tell you about how little sleep I got last night because I can't afford the lecture from Cookie.

needless to say, no gym tonight. Tonight is bedtime when I get home!
Mamie, love, sorry, I did see that question and I somehow forgot to answer it.
The Elphapug is actually a well-traveled subway denizen. In fact, he has a lovely little travel bag for our trips down to Gay Chelsea and points southward (every point is southward for me these days). MTA rules in NYC require that any animal besides a seeing eye dog be inside a bag or crate of some kind. Now, given that the Elphapug can barely bite through paper much less a human neck, he should be exempt. But you'd be amazed how many people he scares. It only makes his ego grow.
Boobs. You are a dirty, dirty man. Neil is coming over later.