Message Board Celebrity Of The Day (Part II) - Shameless — Page 188

Let's say we go out with your best friend for a couple of drinks. You leave for a moment to use the powder room. What embarassing story would we hear from your best friend while you were gone?

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DD, I can only think of one and it works much better in person, because you have to see us reenact the scene. But, here goes.

When we were in high school. We were at the mall and decided to go into the pet store. There we are, looking at the puppies and kittens minding our own business, when we here people start shrieking and screaming. So, we turn to look and, all I see is this big blue blur flying right at us. Meg, my best friend, runs like hell. I didn’t even have time to run, so I just dropped to the floor.

It was a big macaw and it was squawking and flapping its wings like crazy, and then it landed on my head. Everyone in the store is just standing there frozen. No one who works there has a clue what to do, and they all look like they’re deathly afraid of this thing.

So, now, I’m on my knees with a big blue and yellow bird on my head that’s throwing a fit. After a few seconds, everyone is just laughing hysterically. I’m laughing too, but I’m also worried that this thing is gonna freak out even more and start ripping my hair out.

Then the owner comes running out from the back office and yelling, “What are you doing with that bird? What the hell are you doing? Don’t hurt him. Do you know how much that bird costs? If you've done anything to that bird ..."

I said, “Lady, I didn’t do a thing to your f*cking bird. It attacked me.” She muttered something about me provoking it. Then she took the bird off of my head and kicked us out. The end.

You really have to see our reenactment.

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If you could go back to any time period, when would it be and why?

Are we talking any time in history or in my life? In history, I’d go to the 50’s. Things were so simple back then and, you could buy a burger for a dime.

I wouldn’t go back to any period in my life. I had a happy childhood and a good high school experience, but I still wouldn’t want to go back.

What is the best memory that you have? Thankfully, there isn’t just one that stands out. I already said it, but the days that my nieces were born. The day I settled on my townhouse was a good day. The day I figured out what I wanted to do with my life, and then there are countless holidays and Christmas mornings.

If you could be anything when you grow up, what would it be?
Filthy rich.

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i'm so bad... i haven't congratulated anyone in about 5 days.
congrats to those i missed!

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Did anyone ask what your favorite show is?
Favorite Idina performance?

I loved reading all of your answers, shameless!

Hope you had a wonderful day! You wore the tiara beautifully!

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Once again, Shameless, congratulations! Hope your day was wonderful!

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Ok, I’m here. I’m ready.

Thanks again to everyone who stopped in and congratulated me and said such nice things (all true, by the way). But, some of you give me way too much credit in this thread just for being nosy. Iflit and the first few celebrities that followed her deserve most of the credit for tolerating me and playing along. And, everyone who’s taken part, in a positive way, has made this thread such a nice diversion.

Now, back to my choice. I made a long list of people whose posts I read on a regular basis. Then, I started eliminating names for no good reason, until I was left with one.

This person is someone that I don’t know well and that I’ve only talked to a couple of times. All I know for sure is that she seems sweet and funny and (thanks to BWW Idol) that she has the speaking voice of a phone sex operator. Hot! Not that I call phone sex operators and no, Rath, I’m not hitting on her.

I give you the one, the only ...

Camerangel

Congrats and enjoy!

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