DD, I can only think of one and it works much better in person, because you have to see us reenact the scene. But, here goes.
When we were in high school. We were at the mall and decided to go into the pet store. There we are, looking at the puppies and kittens minding our own business, when we here people start shrieking and screaming. So, we turn to look and, all I see is this big blue blur flying right at us. Meg, my best friend, runs like hell. I didn’t even have time to run, so I just dropped to the floor.
It was a big macaw and it was squawking and flapping its wings like crazy, and then it landed on my head. Everyone in the store is just standing there frozen. No one who works there has a clue what to do, and they all look like they’re deathly afraid of this thing.
So, now, I’m on my knees with a big blue and yellow bird on my head that’s throwing a fit. After a few seconds, everyone is just laughing hysterically. I’m laughing too, but I’m also worried that this thing is gonna freak out even more and start ripping my hair out.
Then the owner comes running out from the back office and yelling, “What are you doing with that bird? What the hell are you doing? Don’t hurt him. Do you know how much that bird costs? If you've done anything to that bird ..."
I said, “Lady, I didn’t do a thing to your f*cking bird. It attacked me.” She muttered something about me provoking it. Then she took the bird off of my head and kicked us out. The end.
You really have to see our reenactment.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson