Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!

[Popular]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 12:55pm

Ok, my title was meant to be a joke. But apparantly this marriage between a woman and a dolphin is not.

Sorry if it's been brought up before...
woman weds dolphin

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:12pm

This reminds me or the ceremonies my brother and I would perform in which we'd each "marry" our dog Maggie. Of course, I was ten and he was seven, so I guess it's not really the same thing.

[Color and Light]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:15pm

As long as you didn't take advantage of "your rights as a huband", then it's two completely different situations.

Updated On: 2/27/06 at 01:15 PM

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:15pm

not the same thing at all. Your story is cute, Kringas. I even went "ahhh" as I read it. But a woman marrying a dolphin is just crazy disturbing.

[DG]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:18pm

At least it wasn't a female dolphin, because then it would count toward the destruction of the institution of marriage.

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:18pm

As long as you didn't take advantage of "your rights as a huband".

Of course not. She was a bitch, though.

Yeah, I thought this woman was beyond sad and just downright creepy.

[Popular]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:21pm

DG, actually I believe the dolphin's name is Cindy. The horror!!

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:21pm

Oh DG, you make me laugh.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:30pm

with this and the marriage of a man to a goat in the sudan last week, expect the rain of frogs any day.

Updated On: 2/27/06 at 01:30 PM

[Popular]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:32pm

Oh gosh, I just read about a 9 year old in India wed to a dog to ward off the evil eye.

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:39pm

Straight people are weird.

[MissMonika]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:46pm

Really, that story is for real? That's oober disturbing and wrong on so many levels.

[YessicaB]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:57pm

The really disturbing part though is that you just know the people who oppose gay marriage with the argument that people will want to marry their pets next will just gobble this up.

[Musical_nerd]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 3:34pm

Gah... Yessica, that's exactly what I was going to say.

[justagirl2]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 3:53pm

The disturbing part to me is that the boy dolphin is named Cindy. What is the world coming to?

[DancNdaMoonlite]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 4:42pm

Wow.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 4:59pm

Did'nt a girl in India wed a dog last week in order to ward off an "Evil Eye?"

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 5:00pm

I think I read that somewhere. (Looks up)

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 5:02pm

If that is all it takes, then I as a gay man feel the need to marry another man in order to ward off the evil eye of homophobia! There - I think that works.

Updated On: 2/27/06 at 05:02 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 5:02pm

Yeah, Popular just mentioned it.

ETA: Kringas beat me.

Link:

https://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2006/02/22/1456685-ap.html

Updated On: 2/27/06 at 05:02 PM

[etoile]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 5:38pm

No, what's disturbing is a title suggesting that those in middle-age without a significant other are in need of hope.

[wexy]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 10:41pm

Who was in the wedding party? Was there a best dolphin?
Where are they going to live? Adoption is an option.

[BluCat500]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 10:49pm

I read a book once where a woman married a dolphin...It didn't turn out well...

[Popular]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 10:52pm

etoile, First thing I said was that the title was a joke. Didn't mean to offend.

[wexy]

Posted: 2/27/06 at 11:53pm

I was going to ask "what is the porpoise of this thread?" but thenI thought better of it.