Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
#0Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 12:55pm
Ok, my title was meant to be a joke. But apparantly this marriage between a woman and a dolphin is not.
Sorry if it's been brought up before...
woman weds dolphin
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#1re: Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:12pmThis reminds me or the ceremonies my brother and I would perform in which we'd each "marry" our dog Maggie. Of course, I was ten and he was seven, so I guess it's not really the same thing.
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Color and Light
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#2re: Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:15pm
As long as you didn't take advantage of "your rights as a huband", then it's two completely different situations.
Stop looking at my charisma.
Updated On: 2/27/06 at 01:15 PM
popcultureboy
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#3re: Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:15pmnot the same thing at all. Your story is cute, Kringas. I even went "ahhh" as I read it. But a woman marrying a dolphin is just crazy disturbing.
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DG
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#4re: Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:18pmAt least it wasn't a female dolphin, because then it would count toward the destruction of the institution of marriage.
Kringas
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#5re: Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:18pm
As long as you didn't take advantage of "your rights as a huband".
Of course not. She was a bitch, though.
Yeah, I thought this woman was beyond sad and just downright creepy.
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#6re: Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:21pmDG, actually I believe the dolphin's name is Cindy. The horror!!
Ebonic_Singer
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#7re: Middle aged with no significant other? There's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:21pmOh DG, you make me laugh.
#8middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:30pm
with this and the marriage of a man to a goat in the sudan last week, expect the rain of frogs any day.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
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Updated On: 2/27/06 at 01:30 PM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#9middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:32pmOh gosh, I just read about a 9 year old in India wed to a dog to ward off the evil eye.
Kringas
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#10middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:39pmStraight people are weird.
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#11middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:46pmReally, that story is for real? That's oober disturbing and wrong on so many levels.
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YessicaB
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#12middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 1:57pmThe really disturbing part though is that you just know the people who oppose gay marriage with the argument that people will want to marry their pets next will just gobble this up.
#13middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 3:34pmGah... Yessica, that's exactly what I was going to say.
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#14middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 3:53pmThe disturbing part to me is that the boy dolphin is named Cindy. What is the world coming to?
cheezedoodle
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#16middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 4:59pmDid'nt a girl in India wed a dog last week in order to ward off an "Evil Eye?"
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Kringas
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#17middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 5:00pm
I think I read that somewhere. (Looks up) 
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cheezedoodle
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#18middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 5:02pm
If that is all it takes, then I as a gay man feel the need to marry another man in order to ward off the evil eye of homophobia! There - I think that works.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
Updated On: 2/27/06 at 05:02 PM
Type_A_Tiff
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#19middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 5:02pm
Yeah, Popular just mentioned it.
ETA: Kringas beat me.
Link:
https://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2006/02/22/1456685-ap.html
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Updated On: 2/27/06 at 05:02 PM
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etoile
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#20middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 5:38pmNo, what's disturbing is a title suggesting that those in middle-age without a significant other are in need of hope.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
wexy
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#21middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 10:41pm
Who was in the wedding party? Was there a best dolphin?
Where are they going to live? Adoption is an option.
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#22middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 10:49pmI read a book once where a woman married a dolphin...It didn't turn out well...
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#23middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 10:52pmetoile, First thing I said was that the title was a joke. Didn't mean to offend.
wexy
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#24middle aged with no significant other? there's hope!!!
Posted: 2/27/06 at 11:53pmI was going to ask "what is the porpoise of this thread?" but thenI thought better of it.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
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