Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
#0Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:32pm
A man standing in line at the check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very, VERY attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!
Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "Who in the world are you, look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.
Noticing the puzzled look on his face, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first spotted you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and she promptly walked out of the store.
The guy stood there for a minute dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is this world coming to? Here is a really attractive woman and she can't even keep track of who fathers her children!"
Then he began to get a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought "but, MAYBE during one of the wild parties at the frat house he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! And she is attractive....."
He ran from the store and caught up to her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a frat party back in college and when we got really drunk and had this wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?" She interrupted him mid-sentence.
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's Hebrew School Teacher!"
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
Ann_Margrock
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TheatreDiva90016
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#2re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:39pmThat is too funny
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#4re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:43pmhehe that's funny
sometimes i think my head is so big because it is so full of dreams- the elephant man
#5re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:45pmAwww, poor guy.
This is my signature.
Up In Lost
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/05
#6re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:51pmIt's Thursday Afternoon Piddle!
Well, I'm glad he got away with it.
#7re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:15pmI thought Craig had finally realised that Liam was just Jose playing a bad joke...
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#8re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:45pmI thought you were a defender of Liam.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
#10re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:57pm
Cats...
"I thought you were the father of one of my children,"
That doesn't mean she thought he FATHERED one of her children. She thought he was the FATHER of one of her children.. in her class
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
Updated On: 6/30/05 at 04:57 PM
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#11re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 6:44pmHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
One Song Glory
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/12/05
#12re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 7:01pmThat was hilarious and embarrasing.
I'm not a gay stereotype. I'm a coincidence.
#13re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 7:46pmTurns out humour is lost on Etoile, as well as intelligence...
#14re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 8:13pmI heard that on Bob and Tom this morning.
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
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