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Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!

Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!

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Craig
#0Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:32pm

A man standing in line at the check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very, VERY attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!

Her face was beaming.

He gave her that "Who in the world are you, look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.

Noticing the puzzled look on his face, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first spotted you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and she promptly walked out of the store.

The guy stood there for a minute dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is this world coming to? Here is a really attractive woman and she can't even keep track of who fathers her children!"

Then he began to get a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought "but, MAYBE during one of the wild parties at the frat house he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! And she is attractive....."

He ran from the store and caught up to her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a frat party back in college and when we got really drunk and had this wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?" She interrupted him mid-sentence.

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's Hebrew School Teacher!"


"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

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Ann_Margrock
#1re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:33pm

whoah!

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TheatreDiva90016
#2re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:39pm

That is too funny


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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#3re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:41pm

ROFLMAO

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nychick9876
#4re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:43pm

hehe that's funny


sometimes i think my head is so big because it is so full of dreams- the elephant man

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Aigoo
#5re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:45pm

Awww, poor guy.


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Up In Lost
#6re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:51pm

It's Thursday Afternoon Piddle!


Well, I'm glad he got away with it.

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paradox_error
#7re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:15pm

I thought Craig had finally realised that Liam was just Jose playing a bad joke...

etoile
#8re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:45pm

I thought you were a defender of Liam.


Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

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CATSNYrevival
#9re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:55pm

I don't get it... re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!

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Craig
#10re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:57pm

Cats...

"I thought you were the father of one of my children,"

That doesn't mean she thought he FATHERED one of her children. She thought he was the FATHER of one of her children.. in her class


"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
Updated On: 6/30/05 at 04:57 PM

CJR
#11re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 6:44pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

One Song Glory
#12re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 7:01pm

That was hilarious and embarrasing.


I'm not a gay stereotype. I'm a coincidence.

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paradox_error
#13re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 7:46pm

Turns out humour is lost on Etoile, as well as intelligence...

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KelRel
#14re: Mistaken Identity - a MAJOR whoops!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 8:13pm

I heard that on Bob and Tom this morning.


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.


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