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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:32pm
A man standing in line at the check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very, VERY attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!
Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "Who in the world are you, look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.
Noticing the puzzled look on his face, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first spotted you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and she promptly walked out of the store.
The guy stood there for a minute dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is this world coming to? Here is a really attractive woman and she can't even keep track of who fathers her children!"
Then he began to get a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought "but, MAYBE during one of the wild parties at the frat house he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! And she is attractive....."
He ran from the store and caught up to her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a frat party back in college and when we got really drunk and had this wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?" She interrupted him mid-sentence.
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's Hebrew School Teacher!"
Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "Who in the world are you, look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.
Noticing the puzzled look on his face, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first spotted you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and she promptly walked out of the store.
The guy stood there for a minute dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is this world coming to? Here is a really attractive woman and she can't even keep track of who fathers her children!"
Then he began to get a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought "but, MAYBE during one of the wild parties at the frat house he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! And she is attractive....."
He ran from the store and caught up to her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a frat party back in college and when we got really drunk and had this wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?" She interrupted him mid-sentence.
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's Hebrew School Teacher!"
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
