Mom declares "Penis shaped straws aren't fun"

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Mom declares "Penis shaped straws aren't fun"

Posted: 3/21/08 at 2:48pm

You just sort of have to see it to believe it. Mom sees Penises where the rest of us see randomly shaped fun straws. WalMart pulls them but that's not enough for mom. "What about the children!?"
Watch the video

#2

Posted: 3/21/08 at 2:54pm

Updated On: 1/24/09 at 02:54 PM

#3

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 2:57pm

Oh my god, Lepetite. You really are a Lizzie in trainging.

But Shortbusses are fun!

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Updated On: 3/21/08 at 02:57 PM

#4

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:09pm

Well, I thought it was kind of hilarious until I saw the clip. Yeah, the straws are shaped like penises. I can see why she'd think that they're not really appropriate for kids. She does come off like a humorless chode, though.

It looks like there's some staff payback going on at that straw factory.

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#5

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:11pm

It looks more like a rocket ship to me!

OH MY GOD! Those are penises too!

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Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:12pm

Updated On: 1/24/09 at 03:12 PM

#7

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:13pm

All I know is they make me crave a vanilla milkshake.

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re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:13pm

This poor mother obviously has too much time on her hands and not nearly enough genuine penis.

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Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:14pm

Updated On: 1/24/09 at 03:14 PM

#10

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:17pm

Lepetite, they should. God knows my parents would add them to thier "collection" of adult novelty items. Right next to the orgasam button they have behind the bar. Yes, I grew up with a wierd family.

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He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

#11

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:18pm

I see penises.

Everywhere.

#12

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:19pm

ridiculous.
It's clear where her mind is. Someone needs to get laid, stat.

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#13

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:20pm

Makes me think she's a bitter queen who doesn't even live in New York!

#14

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:23pm

And should just go away.

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#15

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:24pm

I take it her daughter is adopted.

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He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

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re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:25pm

Yeah, it is pretty silly all around. If she'd made the complaint and then kept quiet, that'd be one thing, but she's making herself into some crusader for children over this.

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#17

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:00pm

Cock straws are FUN!

YAY!

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#18

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:05pm

I don't want to have a penis in my mouth.

Better?

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He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

Updated On: 3/21/08 at 04:05 PM

#19

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:06pm

OK, Spellingbeefan. There's that much more for the rest of us.

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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

#20

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:06pm

When did this turn into a "I am not a fag!" thread?

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#21

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:14pm

It never was. I just said that I'm not.

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He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

#22

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:23pm

In my experience, the only ones to loudly proclaim "I'm not gay!" are the ones that are.

It's especially peculiar that no one here said you were.

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#23

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:25pm

No matter what my dad says, being a guy and liking musicals does NOT make the guy gay.

Agreed. However, being a guy who defends his sexuality when no one has called it into question? ...

#24

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:28pm

Only on Broadway (World) are the heteros in the minority.

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#25

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:29pm

Because I said "I don't enjoy having a penis in my mouth"

I am sure that I am not gay. But I have nothing against them.

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He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

Updated On: 3/21/08 at 04:29 PM