Mom declares "Penis shaped straws aren't fun"
Mom declares "Penis shaped straws aren't fun"
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#1Mom declares "Penis shaped straws aren't fun"
Posted: 3/21/08 at 2:48pm
You just sort of have to see it to believe it. Mom sees Penises where the rest of us see randomly shaped fun straws. WalMart pulls them but that's not enough for mom. "What about the children!?"
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LePetiteFromage
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/08
#2re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 2:57pm
Oh my god, Lepetite. You really are a Lizzie in trainging.
But Shortbusses are fun!
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#3re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:09pm
Well, I thought it was kind of hilarious until I saw the clip. Yeah, the straws are shaped like penises. I can see why she'd think that they're not really appropriate for kids. She does come off like a humorless chode, though.
It looks like there's some staff payback going on at that straw factory.
#4re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:11pm
It looks more like a rocket ship to me! 
OH MY GOD! Those are penises too!
LePetiteFromage
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/08
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:13pmAll I know is they make me crave a vanilla milkshake.
#7re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:13pmThis poor mother obviously has too much time on her hands and not nearly enough genuine penis.
LePetiteFromage
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/08
#9re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:17pmLepetite, they should. God knows my parents would add them to thier "collection" of adult novelty items. Right next to the orgasam button they have behind the bar. Yes, I grew up with a wierd family.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#10re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:18pm
I see penises.
Everywhere.
#11re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:19pm
ridiculous.
It's clear where her mind is. Someone needs to get laid, stat.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#12re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:20pmMakes me think she's a bitter queen who doesn't even live in New York!
#13re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:23pmAnd should just go away.
#14re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:24pmI take it her daughter is adopted.
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#15re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 3:25pmYeah, it is pretty silly all around. If she'd made the complaint and then kept quiet, that'd be one thing, but she's making herself into some crusader for children over this.
#16re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:00pm
Cock straws are FUN!
YAY!
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#17re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:05pm
I don't want to have a penis in my mouth.
Better?
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#18re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:06pmOK, Spellingbeefan. There's that much more for the rest of us.
#19re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:06pmWhen did this turn into a "I am not a fag!" thread?
#20re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:14pmIt never was. I just said that I'm not.
#21re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:23pm
In my experience, the only ones to loudly proclaim "I'm not gay!" are the ones that are.
It's especially peculiar that no one here said you were.
Craww
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/06
#22re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:25pm
No matter what my dad says, being a guy and liking musicals does NOT make the guy gay.
Agreed. However, being a guy who defends his sexuality when no one has called it into question? ...
#23re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:28pmOnly on Broadway (World) are the heteros in the minority.
#24re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'
Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:29pm
Because I said "I don't enjoy having a penis in my mouth"
I am sure that I am not gay. But I have nothing against them.
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