Mom declares "Penis shaped straws aren't fun" — Page 2

#26

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:32pm

"I'm not a fan of having a penis in my mouth."

Does this mean at one time or another, you have had a penis in your mouth? How does one become or not become a fan of something, if they've never experienced what that something is?

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Updated On: 3/21/08 at 04:32 PM

#27

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:35pm

You know what, forget I said anything

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#28

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:38pm

Too late for that! You've got some explaining to do.

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#29

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:39pm

Ok, I'm 14 years old. I currently have a girlfriend. I've NEVER had a penis in my mouth. I don't plan on it. I have no problems with gays (My good friend is)so don't take this the wrong way.

How's that?

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He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

Updated On: 3/21/08 at 04:39 PM

#30

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:40pm

Moving on.

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#31

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:41pm

Spellingbeefan, you're never too young to think before you post.

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#32

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:42pm

"Moving on. "

Exactly my thoughts=-)

#33

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:45pm

You're right, I should.

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He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

#34

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 4:48pm

At least she seems educated...most of the time it's the people missing teeth or have blue hair that starts this.

That said, I giggled...a lot...about this.

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#35

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/21/08 at 6:46pm

Looks like the Ambiguously Gay Duo's car.

#36

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/22/08 at 3:22am

It's silly because they actually do make penis shaped straws that look, and are sometimes painted to be, much more realistic than those silly shape straws. I almost want to mail one to her. She needs to get her mind out of the gutter. I don't think any young children without the knowledge of sex will see anything but a rocket ship and the older kids who would recognize the shape are already old enough to do so -- so why is it hurting them?

Updated On: 3/22/08 at 03:22 AM

#37

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/22/08 at 10:36pm

http://www.nawtythings.com/novelties/straws1.html

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He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

#38

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/23/08 at 12:21am

They do kinda look like penises, and she looks pregnant to me, so this whole thing is effing funny.

#39

re: Mom declares 'Penis shaped straws aren't fun'

Posted: 3/23/08 at 12:33am

What I don't understand is her argument that "male area"-shaped straws are bad for the children and offensive and inappropriate...and explains this right in front of her child. If she were that worried about the children, you'd think she'd have the sense to send her to the other room before discussing it.

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