Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

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Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 12:22am

I don't know whether to laugh or... or... Well, I just don't know.

"When Anette Pharris's son Landon turned sweet 16 she settled on giving him a present he would never forget.

But rather than wrap up a new computer or mountain bike, the 34-year-old from Nashville, Tennessee, hired a stripper to perform explicit dances for her offspring."



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Updated On: 7/9/05 at 12:22 AM

#2

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 12:25am

ahhhhhhhh.

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#3

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 12:26am

D*mn, and all I got was a watch when I turned 16...

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#4

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 12:26am

Take this to the Student Board.

It's an arousing item.

#5

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 12:30am

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#6

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 12:32am

*gasp* Oh, no, Jose'... What have I done?!

nia - jealous?

#7

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 12:33am

that's so what I'm getting my kid.

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#8

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 1:42am

Funnily enough, my family seriously considered sending my middle brother a stripper to his dorm for his 21st birthday.

#9

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 1:51am

It's a shame jails are so overcrowded and probation was all they got.

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#10

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 10:16am

hmmmm, Republican family values at work?

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re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 10:35am

Yikes!!! Am I ever glad my son does not read these boards.

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#12

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 10:47am

At least it wasn't a MALE stripper.

#13

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 10:49am

My mother wanted to hire me a hooker when she found out I was gay.

The woman is just not right.

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#14

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 10:52am

oh dear... sorry Diva that does sound a bit off.

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#15

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 10:54am

I think that idea has occurred to more mothers of gay boys than we care to imagine.

#16

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 2:17pm

She only got $150. Damn.

#17

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 3:51pm

talk about a cheap trick ...

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#18

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 3:58pm

Tell me how this woman didn't know this was wrong/illegal...

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#19

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 4:24pm

Actually, I don't think that would have been illegal here in Nebraska. Age of consent is 16, and since it was his mom who got the stripper... but I could be wrong.

#20

re: Mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 6:44pm

Freakishly enough-- this isn't the only time.

There was a story a year or so ago where a mom hired a male stripper to perform at her 16-year-old's daughter's BIRTHDAY PARTY. It was in a restaurant, as I recall and the manager called the police. The Mom was cleared, but I think the stripper was charged with something-- contributing to the delinquency or some such.

#21

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Posted: 7/9/05 at 8:31pm

people please. the mother's sister obviously needed the money.

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#22

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Posted: 7/9/05 at 10:11pm

thespian, I think the article mentioned the brother of the birthday boy, who is 14, was present as well. And there were kids who were not related to the family in the party as well.

I loved that last line of the article. After huffing that no one has any business telling her of what she can or can't do for her son, she went, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Eh??

Updated On: 7/9/05 at 10:11 PM

#23

re: mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 10:19pm

amasis, I am not jealous! I think strippers are actually kind of funny.... not sure why.

I think the mother meant that other people do 'bad' things too and shouldn't judge her, but I must say that she was far more idiotic than most. The whole thing is really pretty odd- most mothers want to keep their kids AWAY from that kind of thing.

#24

re: mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/9/05 at 11:22pm

It's times like this I'm proud to be an American.

#25

re: mom hires stripper for son's 16th birthday

Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:29am

WHy would (in either case) the strippers be charged with anything?? it's not there fault..they are just trying to make some money! hahah...it's their job and if their paid to grind on someone, and they so happen to be 16, then...so be it! ahahaa

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