Monday Morning Chuckle

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 7:14am

FAX TO WIFE....

To my dear wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn hotel.
Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."


When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table:

My dear husband:

I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my ten nis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation ... although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 more often
than 54 into 18 ...
And therefore I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow!

[mominator]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 8:09am

Thanks again Boobs for that coffee out the nose feeling! Too Funny!!

Updated On: 9/13/04 at 08:09 AM

[Pip]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 8:41am

Hah! Thanks, Boobs!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:18am

Mornin' Boobs!

xoxo

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:29am

Morning Rath. darling. Hope you had a GREAT weekend.xoxo

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:30am

It wasn't bad, thanks.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:35am

I always loved math! Good one, boobs!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:37am

You know NYadgal...if you pulled your hair up, you'd look just like you icon.

[Bobby457]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:38am

Good Morning Kids...whats the word? Boobs, it was great to see you and another good funny! NYadgal....it was a pleasure meeting you!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:38am

Wow! Really?? When do I get to meet NYadgal???

[Bobby457]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:41am

I met NYadgal and Boobs for a cocktail last nigth after they went to see "Boy from Oz" It was delightful!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:42am

Well. Interesting.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:53am

Awww, boobs - you are too kind! (and need glasses...LOL!)

Bobby - loved meeting you, too! Sorry we didn't have more time to linger and order more rounds!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:54am

Rath - I think we're trying to plan a gathering of some sort...you'll have to join!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:55am

I'm SO there.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:56am

Goody!

ok boobs - our social director - when and where?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:07am

Count me in as well Boobs.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:24am

SOMMS and Rath. better be there.
I was thinking Friday,October 22nd being some of us will be in the City seeing "Brooklyn" that night. How's this night sound to everyone?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:25am

Works for me!! Pre-show, not post, right?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:41am

Either pre or post Darling. Whichever works best for everyone.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:56am

Awww, boobs - one of my favorites! Natalie! Excellent choice!

Updated On: 9/13/04 at 10:56 AM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:59am

Thanks Nyadgal...Natalie's always been a favorite of mine. She left us too soon. ;-(

I love "Rebel Without A Cause"...growing up people said I looked like Sal Mineo. I see it only in this movie.

Updated On: 9/13/04 at 10:59 AM

[BT]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:00am

Aw boobs - the chuckle, the icon - you make Monday a joy.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:00am

The good ones seem to....

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:00am

Awesome, Boobs!