Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
And then she proceeded to give them to Davy Jones, inspiring his song "Girl, Look What You've Done to Me."
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
Maybe Doug Simpson gave them to Marsha and Davy? He WAS the Big Man on Campus.
After which, Marcia was permanently afflicted with a faux British accent every time she tried to sing.
I heard that Mike gave them to Bibi Balini after she saw how he was "tall, like a lipstick!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
Greg gave them to a lot of girls, but he blamed it on Johnny Bravo.
The most tragic was Jennifer Nichols. She just wanted to be cheerleader. Greg wanted to make Marcia jealous and it worked. She heard everything.
Louder!
F...F...F-I-L!
L...L...L-M-O!
OH...OH...O-R-E!!
FILLMORE JUNIOR HIIIIIGH!!
LOUDER!!!
Bobby got them from Millicent. His hasty impatience made it impossible for her to tell him of her condition until was too late.
Bobby got it when they were in Hawaii and he played hide the Tiki idol.
Peter gave them to Marcia and all the Boosters when his "volcano" erupted all over them.
Greg gave them to the goat he stole from the rival school.
Jan got them from that nasty black wig she borrowed from Serena. Even lemons couldnt get rid of them!
They all had to sing as the Golden Platters to pay for treatment.
It clearly was NOT a sunshine day.
Marsha gave them to Desi Arnez Jr. who gave them to Patty Duke.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
I'm sure she gave them to Gomez.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/11/10
Mrs. Brady is BroadwayAnonymous. I get it now!
Sam the Butcher tried to give them to Alice but no self respect crab would go there!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
I blame The Partridge Family
I woke up with crabs this morning
I woke up with crabs this morning
Went to sleep with you on my...
OMG, this thread is soooo funny! (Dolly - Inorite = I know right?)
This is my favorite thread in FOREVER!
Morticia failed to check under Thing's fingernails!
Broadway Star Joined: 12/21/06
She didn't rilly get the crabs, did she?
But she was so good on DWTS.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07

Maybe she had dancing crabs, like Sebastian!
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
"Darlin' it's bettah where it is wettah take it from me!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
"Darlin' it's shady up in Miz Brady, unda Miz B!"
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