Musical breast implants. Um, wow...

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 9:23am

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

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Updated On: 10/15/05 at 09:23 AM

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 9:25am

This truly is a sign of the apocalypse...

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 9:30am

It sounds very unsafe, lol but how fun would it be if you could hug a woman or poke her boob and music starts playing. Would the nipple be like a tuner?

Updated On: 10/15/05 at 09:30 AM

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 9:49am

Yeah, can't wait for my very own MPDDs

[Glebb]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 9:49am

Just think of the possibilities when they build video capabilities into the 'Nano'.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 9:55am

It would be funny to reach over to a randodm stranger and change the channel. Nothing personal ma'am.

[Jwei123]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 10:19am

It's like one of those stuffed animals.

"Squeeze me and music will play!"

Awkward.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 10:32am

I used to have an 8 track in my boobies. But they were so big that everytime I went jogging The Hotel California sounded like it was going through an earthquake.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 10:36am

WHAT a country.....only in America!

[liotte]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 10:36am

While I think the music part is stupid, I think the medical benefits ("The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer") could be a huge and major development.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 1:03pm

IF the technology is perfected, Liotte. It could just drive the borderline hypochondricals over the edge, and frankly, isn't that who would be inclined to invest? I can't help but remember buying a CO2 detector for my house, and it would alarm periodically and I would freak out and make the fire department come to check things out. And they never detected any CO2. I finally threw the sucker out.

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 5:11pm

Why would you want something like that in your body? Scientist, Please devote your time to finding a cure for cancer! We will gladly pay!

[shira467]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 6:19pm

Using nipples as a tuner...hahahaha

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 6:27pm

iTit.

[shira467]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 6:30pm

Ya know, that might make more more attractive to men. If we put in a radio, there could be forplay AND the game at the same time.

Sex and sports for the straight men.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 7:27pm

and for the pool-- iTitiFloat!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[shira467]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 7:42pm

Nice one jrb!