My Anal Attempts to Correct My Friends...

Cast recording...CAST RECORDING!!!!!

The following is an IM conversation. The screen name has been removed in an attempt to protect the innocent, even though they don't deserve it:

********** (11:08:09 PM): um so the wicked st
********** (11:08:12 PM): WICKED AWSOME
********** (11:08:29 PM): i have fallen in love with it and cannot get it out of my head
********** (11:08:40 PM): no but this one song OMG
********** (11:08:47 PM): it sends chills down my spine
********** (11:08:49 PM): !!!
Jesusatemymuffin (11:08:54 PM): Which song?
Jesusatemymuffin (11:09:05 PM): If you say "Defying Gravity" I will KILL you
********** (11:09:27 PM): why
Jesusatemymuffin (11:09:42 PM): It is, isnt it
********** (11:09:44 PM): !!!!!!!!
Jesusatemymuffin (11:09:46 PM): Sigh
Jesusatemymuffin (11:20:12 PM): BY THE WAY
Jesusatemymuffin (11:20:17 PM): DO NOT EVER
Jesusatemymuffin (11:20:24 PM): EVER
Jesusatemymuffin (11:20:33 PM): Call the CD to a musical a "Soundtrack"
********** (11:20:43 PM): wtf am i supposed to call it
Jesusatemymuffin (11:20:49 PM): Cast Recording
********** (11:20:52 PM): WTF
Jesusatemymuffin (11:20:52 PM): cast album
********** (11:20:55 PM): are u kidding
Jesusatemymuffin (11:20:56 PM): OCR
Jesusatemymuffin (11:20:57 PM): NO
Jesusatemymuffin (11:21:00 PM): I AM NOT KIDDING
Jesusatemymuffin (11:21:08 PM): You can even call it a CD for chrissakes
Jesusatemymuffin (11:21:11 PM): just never
Jesusatemymuffin (11:21:12 PM): EVER
Jesusatemymuffin (11:21:16 PM): a "soundtrack"
Jesusatemymuffin (11:21:23 PM): A soundtrack is to a movie
********** (11:21:30 PM): ok ok ok
********** (11:21:40 PM): ill work on it
Jesusatemymuffin (11:21:48 PM): PROFILE
********** (11:22:13 PM): ok?
Jesusatemymuffin (11:22:22 PM): It says "ST" in your profile
********** (11:22:32 PM): oi
********** (11:22:35 PM): ok ill change it
********** (11:22:56 PM): did it
Jesusatemymuffin (11:23:18 PM): THANK YOU


I need to relax. But it's bad enough she spent an hour trying to convince me to be a Wicked fan. Oy.

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I know, I'm crazy...oh well...

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I understand the difference, but I dont really get pissed off when someone calls it a soundtrack.

Well I figure I know what they mean. If they were a theatre afficiando then I might correct them but other than that they just don't know any better and the way you informed them was kind of hissy.

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That's the thing, though...this girl told her boyfriend (one of my BEST friends) that he should stop hanging out with me because I wasn't as big of a Broadway fan as she was...WTF?

Just WAIT until she finds out the only reason he's interested in Broadway is cuz he's gay...

If it was one of my friends who isn't interested, I would kindly correct. But this girl claims to know everything. So she deserved it.

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Random question, but is her boyfirend really gay?

I always laughed back in high school when kids talked about going to "play practice".

Is that anything like "football rehearsal"?

I just want to know why Jesus ate her muffin.

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That's the body of Christ you're talking about, buddy.

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Oh, YAY!!! Papa's got something he wants to say...I was so worried that maybe he wouldn't show up...

Sorry to ruin your fun, but that screen name was the result of my friends and I staying awake for 36 hours fueled by nothing but pixie sticks and Red Bull. And those coffee-flavored Altoids. We were so out of it we started shouting out random phrases, so when my friend said "I made these really good pancakes, but Jesus came and ate them all. That bastard. JESUS ATE MY PANCAKES!!!", I said "Oh yeah, well, JESUS ATE MY MUFFIN!"

And there it is.

Anyway, back to topic. The "play practice" thing has always bothered me, too.

And, Delphine, yes, is is gay. Very, VERY gay.

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{random side note: I know it's incorrect, but I can't help referring to my little brothers' athletic practice time as "golf rehearsals" and their try-outs as "basketball auditions". They always seem confused.}

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For the basketball team at my school i said they were having auditions and everyone looked at me kind of strangely.

"The Muffin Shop Is Closed!"

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