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#26

about the ball

as a member of the alliance for the preservation and freedom of ping pong balls i must ask you to cease and desist in your oppression of these delicate creatures, robbie. they didn't ask to be brought into this world and even if some might enjoy this sort of activity i can assure that this is a small minority and by no means do they speak for the majority of ping pong balls everywhere (kinda like condi rice). since i can see that you've been at this a while i can understand that you might be reluctant to give up your past time, so i present you with to following choice: leave the ping pong balls alone, or we, the servants of allah's balls, will be forced to t.p. you on the street when you least expect it.

you have been warned.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

Updated On: 3/18/04 at 10:51 AM

#27

re: about the ball

"the servants of allah's balls"

He....

Does....

I....

Nevermind.
#28

re: re: about the ball

What me and my allah ball do in the privacy of our own home is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!

Sure, he may only be a party to it cause I threaten to sell him to the 2004 Olympic Chinese Ping-Pong Team (talk about punishing abuse). But he's old enough to move out and make it on his own if he doesn't like it.

I suppose you're going to call for a Constitutional Amendment or something, you right-wing loon!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#29

re: re: re: about the ball

you have been warned, oh infidel, of the the consequences of your actions. do you think your police, or bush or any of them can protect you from us? we are the servants of allah's balls and we are everywhere and no where. the only law we honor is that of sharia. repent, oh abuser of the balls, repent, lest we make an example of you so that others will not trod your bouncing path!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#30

re: re: re: re: about the ball

i love it when you talk dirty
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#32

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Beat me, pull my hair, whip me, papa, I will not denounce for my ping-pong luvah, Timmy.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

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