#101
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:11pm
your papa rolled joints and was stoned?
....but the world goes 'round
#102
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:11pm
When I 3 I started potty training.
And when I was 6 I scraped my knee. Oh, the horror.
And when I was 6 I scraped my knee. Oh, the horror.
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#103
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:14pm
I closed my little sister up in a chaise lounge and she still has a big scar behind her knee.
#104
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:16pm
It ate my post so I'm posting it again!
When I was 4, my brother tried to hang me. Oh, and at 5, I tripped into a basement window and got stitches in my head.
When I was 4, my brother tried to hang me. Oh, and at 5, I tripped into a basement window and got stitches in my head.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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#106
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:18pm
When I was three and my sister was 2, I climbed up and took Exlax out of the cabinet and we ate all of the "candy bars". We had our stomaches pumped.
#107
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:19pm
But then I played in the dirt and pretended I was in blackface!
(Better, DG?)
(Better, DG?)
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#108
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:21pm
We made mud cakes outside of the trailer and then ate them.
#111
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:28pm
You always liked a little tickle, eh?
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#113
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:31pm
I like wheat toast. It makes me go poop.
I like it roughage.
I like it roughage.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
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#114
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:33pm
I eat Olestra to go poop.
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#116
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:35pm
Speaking of which, whatever happened to that restaurant that charged $4.50 for a glass of cranberry juice. Is that place still open?
#117
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:37pm
If it is, should we boycott?
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#118
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:38pm
y'all are trippin'!
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#119
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:38pm
I tripped over my shoes earlier!
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#120
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:40pm
Be sure and tell us, in detail, your crazy adventures when you go to buy new shoes, Shira.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#121
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:40pm
I tripped up the steps getting on a bus going into NYC.
#122
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:41pm
But was the bus crowded, SOMMS, or was it empty?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#123
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:42pm
Somms! I got my stomach pumped because of the St. Joseph baby aspirin my brother kept giving me! He hated me.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Updated On: 7/1/08 at 12:42 PM
#124
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:44pm
I had my stomach pumped once b/c I blew the whole football team!
....but the world goes 'round
#125
Posted: 7/1/08 at 12:46pm
perhaps the baby aspirin was to prevent heart attacks, bdwaygirl...feel guilty now?
I had a gerbil once...but...it...ran away....
I had a gerbil once...but...it...ran away....
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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